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pope shuts down monastary with lap dancing nun
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pope shuts down monastary with lap dancing nun
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13559219

Quote:One of the nuns at the monastery, Anna Nobili, a former lap-dancer, reportedly took part in dance performances with other nuns during religious ceremonies.

"An inquiry found evidence of liturgical and financial irregularities as well as lifestyles that were probably not in keeping with that of a monk,"



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The old nazi fuck probably transferred her to his private vatican lounge.
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If they'd allow lap dances in church, they wouldn't have to worry about declining attendance. And it'd be more fun to stick donations in a G-string than in the collection plate.
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Funny how he cracks right down on this one but is inept at taking care of the pedophelia.
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were the monks not bumming little boys then?
HuhA man is born to a virgin mother, lives, dies, comes alive again and then disappears into the clouds to become his Dad. How likely is that?
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(May 26, 2011 at 2:49 pm)FaithNoMore Wrote: Funny how he cracks right down on this one but is inept at taking care of the pedophelia.

Because Catholic priests know that sex is absolutely wrong... unless it's with a young boy.
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(May 26, 2011 at 1:42 pm)Minimalist Wrote: The old nazi fuck probably transferred her to his private vatican lounge.

But first he had an extra pole installed (the previous one died on him).

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But that's the only reason I would ever go to a monastery!
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I think I'd still prefer a strip club.
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In fact, about ten years ago, Ali G managed to tackle this very subject. Fast Forward to 3:50, if you want to cut to the chase.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9goLXFJzSik
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