Christian dating.
Cut them in half and count the rings?
Cut them in half and count the rings?
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
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 You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.  (June 5, 2011 at 4:25 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote:RHage Wrote:It's probably some variation on the, "No, you hang up first!" routine. My circle of friends actually created a protocol to avoid that situation. When you are done, you say "Is that all?". If the other person is done he says "That is all." amd immediately hangs up. There's just a mutual understanding, and it works great.
- Meatball
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
 (June 5, 2011 at 12:45 am)Rhage Wrote: It's probably some variation on the, "No, you hang up first!" routine. lmao ... To be TRULY christian wouldn't it be: "No, I'd kill you for god before you'd kill me!" "O No baby, I'd kill YOU for god before you could kill me!" ![[Image: Evolution.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i1118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk619%2Fjcincain%2FPublic%2FEvolution.png) 
"hey baby, I know Mary had a one way birth canal, but I'm thinking of pushing the boat out.....will you marry me?"
![[Image: bloodyheretic.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=img849.imageshack.us%2Fimg849%2F8673%2Fbloodyheretic.png) "Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds." Einstein When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down happy. They told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told them they didn't understand life. - John Lennon
What do fundies consider foreplay? Doing the dishes.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
Christian dating is:
Him: my denomination is correct and gays will go to hell!! Her: no mine is right, god loves everyone, so long as your baptised and pay a tithe!! Ends with each one knowing inside that they are correct because their father/pastor told them so. Fucking morons. (June 10, 2011 at 12:37 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: What do fundies consider foreplay? Doing the dishes. Kind of ... foreplay goes like this. First wash dishes, than sit on separate couches with chaperones, than watch Disney's The Lion King, followed by a game of Othello where they accidentally bump each others hands and make sexual innuendos that no one actually uses. 
bozo wishes some hot xtians would be bold , join us ( if only briefly ) and shock us all with some " revelations ".
 A man is born to a virgin mother, lives, dies, comes alive again and then disappears into the clouds to become his Dad. How likely is that?
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 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione (June 11, 2011 at 6:24 pm)bozo Wrote: bozo wishes some hot xtians would be bold , join us ( if only briefly ) and shock us all with some " revelations ". Doesn't Bozo know that the almighty xtian god is very interested in what his creation does with their sexual organs? They fear that sex becomes 'banal'. Now how to make an already banal thing more banal, I dunno. |
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