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Grant My Wish #2

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Grant My Wish #2
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 4, 2011 at 5:26 pm
(July 4, 2011 at 3:22 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: I wish that everything tasted like bacon as well.

Granted but it's halal bacon Tongue

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#172
RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 4, 2011 at 6:49 pm
(July 4, 2011 at 5:26 pm)Napoleon Wrote: I wish for infinite wishes.

Granted. With infinite wishes come all these infinite negative outcomes.

I wish all of this months bills to be paid for out of Donald Trumps personal checkbook.
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#173
RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 4, 2011 at 9:06 pm
Granted, but you must pay Donald's bills for this month in return.

I wish weed was legal.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 4, 2011 at 9:17 pm
(July 4, 2011 at 9:06 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: I wish weed was legal.

Weed is now legal.

The police resources freed from the drug war are now directed against aliens like yourself,,, 'cause you guys lead to belief in a future of technological possibility.

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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 7, 2011 at 6:09 pm
Since the magic puddin failed to make a wish, I will make one for him.

I wish Magic Puddin was vanilla, instead of chocolate
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 7, 2011 at 7:46 pm
(July 7, 2011 at 6:09 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: Since the magic puddin failed to make a wish, I will make one for him.

I wish Magic Puddin was vanilla, instead of chocolate

Granted, Magic Puddin no longer has any cool swagger.

I wish I could turn pennies into dollars just by the touch.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 7, 2011 at 9:07 pm
Granted... but you also turn nitrogen into bees when you touch it and are then stung to death.

I wish my computer had more harddrive space.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 7, 2011 at 9:23 pm
Granted. But it's write protected and filled with horribly bad porn.

I wish my old dog was a young pup again so I can enjoy him for many more years.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 7, 2011 at 9:36 pm
(July 7, 2011 at 9:23 pm)Dotard Wrote: I wish my old dog was a young pup again so I can enjoy him for many more years.

Granted, your name changes to Dorian and you carry your dogs years x 7.

A small noise cancelling elephant that sits on my desk preventing crap TV reaching my ears.

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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 7, 2011 at 10:56 pm
(July 7, 2011 at 9:36 pm)The Magic Pudding Wrote: A small noise cancelling elephant that sits on my desk preventing crap TV reaching my ears.

Granted, but the elephant is only small in comparison to a whale, and your office is destroyed daily.

I wish I was the only person on earth for exactly one year.
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