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Grant My Wish #2

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Grant My Wish #2
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 7, 2011 at 11:56 pm
Granted, and all persons disappear from the earth for a year... meaning you have to go vegetarian/insectivore/fruitarian for a year if you wish to survive for that year.

And when that year is up... the only person who appears is a heavily armed serial killer who really wants you dead.

I wish Dotard had been posting over the last month Tongue
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 8, 2011 at 12:50 am
Granted, but certain other members come back to fight Dotard and resurrect old threads.

I wish thinking wasn't so tiring.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 8, 2011 at 12:55 am
(July 8, 2011 at 12:50 am)Moros Synackaon Wrote: I wish thinking wasn't so tiring.

Granted, your brain is now infused with methamphetamine, and every time a thought fires through your neurons, you starting tweaking hard on crystal meth.

I wish Santa Claus was real.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 8, 2011 at 1:29 am
Granted, but he is the Robo-Santa Claus from Futurama and tries to show you Seasons Killings...

I wish I could teleport to work and back again.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 8, 2011 at 1:33 am
Granted, but you are then fired for working too slowly on Mall World Wink

Shouldn't have spent so much time in Fashion Designer Wink
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 8, 2011 at 11:11 am
(July 8, 2011 at 1:33 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Granted, but you are then fired for working too slowly on Mall World Wink

Shouldn't have spent so much time in Fashion Designer Wink

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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 8, 2011 at 11:21 am (This post was last modified: July 8, 2011 at 11:22 am by The Magic Pudding.)
(July 8, 2011 at 1:33 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Shouldn't have spent so much time in Fashion Designer Wink

You didn't spend so much time on Fashion Designer, now you dress like Sarah Palin.

Oh, umm, ahh, I'll have a submarine please, with a nice big window, and turtle shaped, yes make it turtle shaped, and it might as well fly while you're at it.

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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 8, 2011 at 11:43 am
(July 8, 2011 at 11:21 am)The Magic Pudding Wrote: Oh, umm, ahh, I'll have a submarine please, with a nice big window, and turtle shaped, yes make it turtle shaped, and it might as well fly while you're at it.

Granted, you're on an underwater ride at Seaworld.


I wish members would stop adding negative outcomes to my wishes.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 8, 2011 at 1:03 pm
Granted, now members add positive evil outcomes and they actually occur.

I wish you people posted more often.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 8, 2011 at 2:28 pm
Granted, but steadily everyone's posts begin to resemble Statler's.

I wish Actionscript wasn't so loony and inconsistent.
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