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RE: If Quentin Tarantino designed a Christian Website...
July 9, 2011 at 1:13 pm
I imagine I could do a hell of a sight better job than Satan XD
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: If Quentin Tarantino designed a Christian Website...
July 9, 2011 at 1:16 pm
(This post was last modified: July 9, 2011 at 1:19 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Honestly, three times....and she's still breathing? Now that's just being lazy. A half assed god I could handle, but now a half assed devil...
I am disappoint.
(supply side jesus may have been on to something..all the evil in the world has left satan with no incentive to up his game)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: If Quentin Tarantino designed a Christian Website...
July 13, 2011 at 1:56 pm
(This post was last modified: July 13, 2011 at 1:57 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
I understand the combat boots, but I would think a bridal gown would not be an effective battle dress uniform. And an AR-15 or AK-47 would be a better longer-range weapon than a sword.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.