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God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
#71
RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
Argue
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#72
RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...ranks.html

Time is of the essence. I'm just trying to wipe the smile of the fuckers' faces and the volcano theory is my best bet so far.
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#73
RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
(July 30, 2011 at 4:54 pm)Hannah Wrote: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...ranks.html

Time is of the essence. I'm just trying to wipe the smile of the fuckers' faces and the volcano theory is my best bet so far.
Then you are well and truly screwed.
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#74
RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
Probably but at least I'll be able to tell my daughter I did try.
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#75
RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
(July 30, 2011 at 4:58 pm)Hannah Wrote: Probably but at least I'll be able to tell my daughter I did try.
And tell her it was damn pitiful, won't you?
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#76
RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
Why are you being so nasty? Do you have a small penis or something?
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#77
RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
(July 30, 2011 at 5:14 pm)Hannah Wrote: Why are you being so nasty? Do you have a small penis or something?
It's a bit larger than you mind. Big Grin
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#78
RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
Hannah Wrote:Time is of the essence. I'm just trying to wipe the smile of the fuckers' faces and the volcano theory is my best bet so far.
After all the discoveries science made, people these days still believe that god created the earth 6000 years ago. Are you truly naive to the point of thinking your conjectures about a volcano will change their mind?
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#79
RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
Many theists also know history very well, and will pick that particular theory apart while claiming that the historical accuracy of the bible does not matter. Or in the case of the Santorini debacle in Exodus Decoded, claim that god simply made the mountain blow.

The god concept has many adapters, comes in any color, and can be made compatible with any power source. There is seemingly no gap in human knowledge too small for god to hide his righteous immensity within. And no subject to vague or broad that he cannot encircle and control from beyond the veil of the observable universe. Truly a god of everything and nothing.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#80
RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
(July 30, 2011 at 5:22 pm)Gawdzilla Wrote:
(July 30, 2011 at 5:14 pm)Hannah Wrote: Why are you being so nasty? Do you have a small penis or something?
It's a bit larger than you mind. Big Grin
Now that's big!
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