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God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
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RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
August 1, 2011 at 10:51 am
Bible means shite without corroboration.
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RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
August 1, 2011 at 10:54 am
(August 1, 2011 at 10:51 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: Bible means shite without corroboration.

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August 1, 2011 at 10:55 am
Apparently continue quoting.
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RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
August 1, 2011 at 10:58 am
"If...if.....if...then...I believe" Have I summed up your argument Hannah? I would like to fill in those blanks between the words, but it appears that you have nothing to fill them in with. Might as well just fill them in with anything. Since "if, if, if, then, I believe" as a statement is factually neutral (read : factually meaningless).
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RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
August 1, 2011 at 11:04 am
http://www.israel-a-history-of.com/habiru.html

Seems to fit the theory.
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August 1, 2011 at 11:08 am (This post was last modified: August 1, 2011 at 11:08 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Perhaps you should have browsed that link a little better

http://www.israel-a-history-of.com/ancient-hebrews.html

"When the Amarna Letters were discovered, the term Habiru surfaced frequently for the first time. Bible scholars and historians were quick to determine a connection between the two, primarily based on the obvious linguistic similarity. However, this initial connection was premature.

The Habiru have widely been accepted by scholars as representing a social element only. This is one distinct difference between the Habiru and the ancient Hebrews."

Can I haz cheeseburger?
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RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
August 1, 2011 at 11:09 am
(August 1, 2011 at 10:38 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: Also, the Jews/Hebrews/etc were not immune to influences from outside religions, or even dissent among their own peoples. This continues down to this day. No religion is "pure."

That would explain why, despite Judaism starting the Abrahamic religions, it is minute in comparison. Hmmm....
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RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
August 1, 2011 at 11:11 am
Numbers do not a purity make. I'm sorry I can't cite anything at this hour, as I'm at work and will have to wait until I can get home to my history books and their sources.
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RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
August 1, 2011 at 11:21 am
(August 1, 2011 at 11:11 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: Numbers do not a purity make. I'm sorry I can't cite anything at this hour, as I'm at work and will have to wait until I can get home to my history books and their sources.

Maybe Jewish men just have a low sex drive then. Oh come on! Jews do not marry gentile. On the whole. Let's not get all upset about it.
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RE: God Yahweh Allah was a volcano.
August 1, 2011 at 11:24 am (This post was last modified: August 1, 2011 at 11:25 am by The Grand Nudger.)
I'm beginning to pick up the distinct odor of faintly veiled antisemitism. You paint a picture of a race of thieves, incapable of distinguishing a sand plume from a babylonian god, and have all sorts of strange "insights" into modern jewry.....
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