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RE: It makes no sense
August 4, 2011 at 9:08 am
(August 4, 2011 at 8:27 am)Dotard Wrote: (August 4, 2011 at 7:18 am)A Theist Wrote: This is exactly what the women want from the men!
And how would you know this? Because I'm a man of the world who knows what women like.
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RE: It makes no sense
August 4, 2011 at 10:15 am
(August 4, 2011 at 9:08 am)A Theist Wrote: (August 4, 2011 at 8:27 am)Dotard Wrote: (August 4, 2011 at 7:18 am)A Theist Wrote: This is exactly what the women want from the men!
And how would you know this? Because I'm a man of the world who knows what women like.
Be honest, did your last sexual escapade looks something like this??
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It did didn't it?
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RE: It makes no sense
August 4, 2011 at 10:21 am
I'm sure there's a verse somewhere in the bible that lays out what women want, definitively, from the mouth of god.
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RE: It makes no sense
August 5, 2011 at 4:30 am
(This post was last modified: August 5, 2011 at 4:34 am by Rokcet Scientist.)
(August 4, 2011 at 7:18 am)A Theist Wrote: You said,...
I rather have a mate who's been around the block, who knows how to let go, relax, and enjoy.
There's no substitute for experience....
This is exactly what the women want from the men!
Which is why, bringing decades of experience to the table, ermm, to the bed..., I feel like king of the hill now!
And don't want to fuck around with clumsy beginners anymore. However well-intentioned.
Sorry, but that is the bottom line (pun intended), after all, isn't it? 
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RE: It makes no sense
August 5, 2011 at 4:35 am
Johnny Jihadists and their 72 virgins ....then they would be bound to find one tight enough for their little weiners??
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RE: It makes no sense
August 5, 2011 at 4:49 am
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(August 5, 2011 at 4:35 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Johnny Jihadists and their 72 virgins ....then they would be bound to find one tight enough for their little weiners??
They wouldn't know what to do with 'm, the 72 virgins that is, they're used to goats...
And since the virgins also haven't a clue, duh, you may assume that not much is going on up there. Small wonder, who can 'perform' with Allah watching? That's the mother of all anti-afrodisiacs, if you ask me.
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RE: It makes no sense
August 6, 2011 at 7:51 pm
72 virgins.
What would be the point? Assuming that there is a Heaven, it would be populated by the disembodied.
I can see certain technical issues coming into play if two disembodied spirits tried to copulate.
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RE: It makes no sense
August 6, 2011 at 7:59 pm
The faithful are uninterested in explaining the mechanism at work. They only wish to assert that it exists.
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RE: It makes no sense
August 7, 2011 at 6:08 am
(August 4, 2011 at 10:21 am)Rhythm Wrote: I'm sure there's a verse somewhere in the bible that lays out what women want, definitively, from the mouth of god.
I believe if we're going by the book, women want to shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich.
(The sandwich would actually be made of sand in biblical times you see)
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