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It makes no sense
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It makes no sense
August 2, 2011 at 4:19 pm
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RE: It makes no sense
August 2, 2011 at 4:22 pm
He hasn't. Que Johnny Jihad and his virgins.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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August 2, 2011 at 4:30 pm (This post was last modified: August 2, 2011 at 4:32 pm by Rokcet Scientist.)
(August 2, 2011 at 4:22 pm)Rhythm Wrote: He hasn't. Que Johnny Jihad and his virgins.

Uh-uh!
72 Virgins?
That's a threat!
That's hell, not heaven, that Johnny was on about!

If you ever had one, and a couple 30 year olds, you'd know the difference.
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RE: It makes no sense
August 2, 2011 at 4:32 pm
Meh, what can I say, it seems as though we like em young, possibly a fertility thing.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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August 2, 2011 at 4:35 pm (This post was last modified: August 2, 2011 at 4:38 pm by Rokcet Scientist.)
(August 2, 2011 at 4:32 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Meh, what can I say, it seems as though we like em young, possibly a fertility thing.

Pure fantasy.
I used to think that too. Until reality dawned.
Now I want 30 year olds that only look like 16 year olds!
Those are rare.

There's no substitute for experience.
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August 2, 2011 at 4:37 pm (This post was last modified: August 2, 2011 at 4:38 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I know where you can find 30 year olds that think like 16 year olds..lol.

:Hoists out the Fundie Trumpet Conch: "Asshats, assemble!"
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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August 2, 2011 at 4:40 pm (This post was last modified: August 2, 2011 at 4:56 pm by Rokcet Scientist.)
Although the fantasy is evolutionary driven, of course: the younger and stronger the parents, the better the chances for the offspring.

But since I'm more into fun than into procreation I rather have a mate who's been around the block, who knows how to let go, relax, and enjoy. Instead of awkward moments and uncomfortable uptightness with Barbie dolls...
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August 4, 2011 at 7:18 am (This post was last modified: August 4, 2011 at 7:27 am by A Theist.)
(August 2, 2011 at 4:40 pm)Rokcet Scientist Wrote: Although the fantasy is evolutionary driven, of course: the younger and stronger the parents, the better the chances for the offspring.

But since I'm more into fun than into procreation I rather have a mate who's been around the block, who knows how to let go, relax, and enjoy. Instead of awkward moments and uncomfortable uptightness with Barbie dolls...
I would have to think that the lady members who are reading these posts are shaking their heads about now.

You said,...

I rather have a mate who's been around the block, who knows how to let go, relax, and enjoy.

There's no substitute for experience....

This is exactly what the women want from the men!
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RE: It makes no sense
August 4, 2011 at 8:27 am
(August 4, 2011 at 7:18 am)A Theist Wrote: This is exactly what the women want from the men!

And how would you know this?
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RE: It makes no sense
August 4, 2011 at 8:36 am
Same way we know it Dotard. lol.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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