What Amusing or Unpleasant Experiences Have You Had At (Any Type Of) School?

[Atheist Jew]

Title says it all.

[Dotard]

Took a shit, wiped my ass, paper was clean. ??

Turned out I used my shirt tail. Damnit!

[Atheist Jew]

(Face Palm) EXPERIENCES INVOLVING RELIGION!!!!!

[Rev. Rye]

Well, in grade school, I was bullied by both students and teachers alike. I don't want to aggravate what I think may be my PTSD by going into much detail.

At any rate, High school (even at a Catholic school) was much more pleasant, and by Junior year, I managed to tell all my teachers I didn't believe in God and had very few problems. Ruler-wielding nuns they weren't. The closest thing to an unpleasant or amusing experience involving religion involved a teacher who looked like she was eight (think about Wendy from South Park in the episode where she got breast implants and you're not too far off) who had a habit of flirting with every guy in the class, me included, and was actually open to a disturbing number of kinks (and when I say disturbing, I mean, getting aroused by basically recounting a scene from a Hannibal Lecter novel with her as the victim.) The only way religion was involved was because she based a large amount of her identity around being Jewish.

[Violet]

I had the amusingly unpleasant experience of being approached by all the druggies in school. Like a magnet, the sellers would see if I wanted any that week, and the buyers would try to hit me up for some.

It's also amusing how often people threatened me and got off scott free, while when I threatened them I often got kicked out for a while

Really... religious experiences at school bore me completely, and I probably wouldn't remember them if I tried.

Amusing: Ad libbing when reading is important and also that it is not as a base important got me major kudos from the entire class and an A+ from the teacher

[frankiej]

I got raped by catholic ninja sloths

[Shell B]

I saw a kid lose his finger in a band saw. That was unpleasant. I saw another kid crush his thumb in a sheet metal breaker. That was amusing. I was being bullied by a boy who obviously didn't realize I was related to the 6 foot tall senior in his shop. My cousin came around the corner, saw what was happening, bellowed at the kid and knocked him clean out of his seat. That was also amusing.

[bozo]

Only thing comes to mind didn't directly concern me, but apparently some boy, when answering the question in an r.e test " what did the disciples say to JC on a fishing trip when he was taking a nap (and something was frightening them or something, I don't remember the bible story ) " wrote on his sheet " wake up you fucker! ".

[Minimalist]

I ran into my first xtian fundie in my sophmore year in college. He went crazy when I pointed out to him that as far as we knew jesus was illiterate because we have nothing written by him.

I figure he grew up to be some tea bagging stain on the underwear of life.

[frankiej]

Apart from those sloths, I was just reminded about one thing from philosophy and religious studies by a friend. After smoking a j, I wandered in late and my teacher asked me a question about the morality taught by Jesus or some shit like that, because that is presumably what they had been learning about and, of course, her being studidly smug I just sat down and said: "you mean the hippy dude who hates pigs and fig trees, yeah? I don't care for him."

She never respected my again after that. She was nuts anyway... I don't really care for her either.