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Religion is like a penis

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Religion is like a penis
Cinjin Offline Donators
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#11
RE: Religion is like a penis
August 10, 2011 at 8:50 am
(August 10, 2011 at 1:54 am)nickos777 Wrote:
(August 10, 2011 at 12:31 am)Cinjin Wrote: Someone should tell the christians that their religion is a PENIS --- not a stripper's TITS.

you mean,instead of the penis you think tits are being shoved down kids' throats???i'm a bit confused by all this...

I have to explain that joke??? Really?

A stripper whips out her tits and shakes them around for everyone to see ...... you don't see the correlation??
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RE: Religion is like a penis
August 10, 2011 at 8:56 am
I've seen this before. Yet the last line read:
"and please just keep it away from the children."
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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RE: Religion is like a penis
August 10, 2011 at 4:24 pm
(August 10, 2011 at 8:56 am)Dotard Wrote: I'm a registered sects offender.

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