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RE: Quick Poll - Do you believe in God?
March 26, 2012 at 5:08 pm
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Yes. My girl friend, whom I asteem, says I am god. I trust her implicitly.
Please don't tell my girl friend.
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RE: Quick Poll - Do you believe in God?
April 4, 2012 at 6:40 pm
Yes. And this is explicitly belief, not knowledge.
This is stupid
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RE: Quick Poll - Do you believe in God?
April 4, 2012 at 6:48 pm
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And you are..? Please introduce yourself properly so we can all say hello.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Quick Poll - Do you believe in God?
April 4, 2012 at 6:52 pm
(April 4, 2012 at 6:48 pm)Stimbo Wrote: And you are..? Please introduce yourself properly so we can all say hello.
Ah yes, I should. I'm Sean. Nice to meet ya.
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RE: Quick Poll - Do you believe in God?
April 5, 2012 at 1:19 am
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Nice to meet you, and no, probably not.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Quick Poll - Do you believe in God?
April 6, 2012 at 9:43 am
Oh, by the way - I don't believe in a god or gods.
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RE: Quick Poll - Do you believe in God?
April 7, 2012 at 5:03 pm
Absolutely not.
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RE: Quick Poll - Do you believe in God?
April 14, 2012 at 5:10 am
Nope.
No Gods, no Kings, only man.
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RE: Quick Poll - Do you believe in God?
April 15, 2012 at 12:48 am
(April 14, 2012 at 5:10 am)Chaostheosis Wrote: Nope.
You win one internet for the pithiest first post this year,perhaps ever.
Welcome
PS it is considered good manners to introduce yourself.
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RE: Quick Poll - Do you believe in God?
April 15, 2012 at 1:24 am
Can't say that I do.
"Religion is comparable to Childhood neurosis" Sigmond Freud
"If one wishes to form a true estimate of the full grandeur of religion, one must keep in mind what it undertakes to do for men. It gives them information about the source and origin of the universe, it assures them of protection and final happiness amid the changing vicissitudes of life, and it guides their thoughts and motions by means of precepts which are backed by the whole force of its authority."
SIGMUND FREUD, New Introductory Lectures on Psychoanalysis
"Religion is an illusion and it derives its strength from the fact that it falls in with our instinctual desires."
SIGMUND FREUD, New Introductory Lectures on Psychoanalysis
"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." George Carlin
"The Bible and the Church have been the greatest stumbling blocks in the way of women's emancipation." Elizabeth Cady Stanton - American Suffragist (1815-1902)
"Who loves kitty" Robin Williams live on Broadway DVD
"You cannot petition the lord with prayer" Jim Morrison The Soft Parade.
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