It's actually horrifying that she can even be considered a presidential candidate. I mean, what the fuck?
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Bachmann: Natural disasters = Apocalypse
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Proof of concept.
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 (August 29, 2011 at 2:08 pm)8BitAtheist Wrote: It's actually horrifying that she can even be considered a presidential candidate. I mean, what the fuck? In america... not just anybody can be president. You can only be president if you are batshit crazy, stupid, and 100% a puppet. Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
Notice that it is a package deal. You can't just be one or the other, takes the trifecta.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
And it certainly helps if you also come from a very rich family and already made senator.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
The tag line from today's Borowitz Report:
Quote:Elsewhere, after Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn) said God created last week’s earthquake and hurricane to punish America, God issued this rebuttal: “Actually, that’s why I created Michele Bachmann.” 
How does one explain the physical properties of "god" creating an earthquake or hurricane?
Send super heated beams from his eyes to warm oceans or the air? Launch barrages of small asteroids at the earth to cause earthquakes? Becausee we know how those natural phenomenon happen...so by just saying things like that you are showing how fucking stupid you are. She prolly has not been laid in years... you know why her husband runs a gay clinic right? To meet other gay men. I do think someone will come forward soon saying Mr.Bachmann sure knows how to fix gay, by sucking the gay right out of them! "...the illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world." - Carl Sagan  Quote:How does one explain the physical properties of "god" creating an earthquake or hurricane? Duh! Read the Bible. It says that yahweh gets mad and shakes the pillars which are the foundations of the earth. That's how earthquakes happen. These heathen scientists all tell us the earth is round and revolves around the sun but if you read the Bible, you know it rests on pillars. And hurricanes can't really happen because the Bible says that the shore is a line that the Lord has drawn that prevents the sea from crossing. The Bible says it. I believe it. That settles it. [/snarky role playing]
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too." ... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept "(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question" ... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist Quote:How does one explain the physical properties of "god" creating an earthquake or hurricane? Theists are never big on details, man. 
It's god. You can't possibly understand how he works.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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