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Clever Catholics?
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Clever Catholics?
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/natio...6009.story

Some hilarity here. Silly Catholics.
Cunt
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#2
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Quote:A few conservative Roman Catholics

As with everything else, once you introduce the word "conservative" into any phrase the stupidity quotient goes through the roof.
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Quote:Those promoting geocentrism argue that heliocentrism, or the centuries-old consensus among scientists that Earth revolves around the sun, is a conspiracy to squelch the church's influence

Damn liberal media!
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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(August 30, 2011 at 1:27 pm)frankiej Wrote: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/natio...6009.story

Some hilarity here. Silly Catholics.

I have been banned from some Catholic sites for my beliefs in evolution even as the last few popes give it veracity and belief.

Strange that they and other Christians will not follow their own hierarchies.

Regards
DL
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#5
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That is the only respect that I would give them... they don't follow the bullshit system of the catholic church...however, they fall trap to the bullshit that is the bible still
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The RCC has been very accommodating these last few centuries hasn't it. Can't wait for the papal brief from the council of 20something or other:

"We've been meaning to talk to you about the whole "god" thing for awhile now, but it never seemed to be the right time...."
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RE: Clever Catholics?
(September 1, 2011 at 2:24 pm)frankiej Wrote: That is the only respect that I would give them... they don't follow the bullshit system of the catholic church...however, they fall trap to the bullshit that is the bible still

I would say that the enemy is tradition and religions have little to do with God.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYigmGyN2...e=youtu.be

Let us thank God, so to speak, that theists do not follow their Gods.
The world would be in much worse shape if they did.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-2_LqOS3uo

Regards
DL
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The West wing vid was fucken AWESOME!!!!

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Got to the first paragraph.. and thought Oh My GAY GOD!! Not this shit AGAIN!!

No the Cataholic church is only "clever" in fooling the gullible nothing more.
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It's like a *true* Onion article.
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
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