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Pastor Compares Atheists to Sex Offenders.
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RE: Pastor Compares Atheists to Sex Offenders.
I can kind of understand why some of you are somewhat hostile to christianity. Seems alot of the bible thumpers in america are quite mental.
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#22
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As opposed to the completely grounded believers of fairies and magic?
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(August 31, 2011 at 3:40 pm)TeslaTrooper Wrote: I can kind of understand why some of you are somewhat hostile to christianity. Seems alot of the bible bashers in america are quite mental.

One thing I have to say is that, I admire American atheists for managing to endure such a level of madness. I really don't know how they can put up with it. Over here it's no where near as bad. Religion is barely mentioned.
After seeing vids from over there, I'm amazed at just how much bullshit they're having to put up with.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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#24
RE: Pastor Compares Atheists to Sex Offenders.
One Nation Under God my friend. Probably explains why my asshole is so swollen.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#25
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That was the burrito, darling.
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#26
RE: Pastor Compares Atheists to Sex Offenders.
Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

(also, that's what she said)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Pastor Compares Atheists to Sex Offenders.
(August 31, 2011 at 4:21 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: One thing I have to say is that, I admire American atheists for managing to endure such a level of madness. I really don't know how they can put up with it. Over here it's no where near as bad. Religion is barely mentioned.
After seeing vids from over there, I'm amazed at just how much bullshit they're having to put up with.

Yeah, the leve of religious crappola we have to endure is pretty bad. I have to bite my tongue every time we eat at my brother-in-law's. He always begins every meal by saying, "Shall we pray?". In my head I'm screaming, "NO!!!! WE SHOULDN'T!!!". But I have to sit there and smile while they perform their nonsensical ritual of thanking their nonexistent deity. I usually try to busy myself by buttering my bread or playing with my napkin. I don't want to give off the illusion that I'm joining them.

But at least I don't live in the "Bible Belt". A buddy of mine traveled there for business not too long ago. He reported that when they took their lunch break almost everybody sat there reading a Bible while they ate. UGH!
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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#28
RE: Pastor Compares Atheists to Sex Offenders.
Thor, I would interject before they make their prayer request of "Let's give thanks" and then "Thank you to the..." and list who actually deserves some credit and then say dryly, "I believe you wanted to thank your God now?", in the most disinterested state possible. Shouldn't be too hard.

Ridicule is an art. Big Grin
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Pastor Compares Atheists to Sex Offenders.
(August 31, 2011 at 5:36 pm)Thor Wrote: Yeah, the leve of religious crappola we have to endure is pretty bad. I have to bite my tongue every time we eat at my brother-in-law's. He always begins every meal by saying, "Shall we pray?". In my head I'm screaming, "NO!!!! WE SHOULDN'T!!!". But I have to sit there and smile while they perform their nonsensical ritual of thanking their nonexistent deity. I usually try to busy myself by buttering my bread or playing with my napkin. I don't want to give off the illusion that I'm joining them.

But at least I don't live in the "Bible Belt". A buddy of mine traveled there for business not too long ago. He reported that when they took their lunch break almost everybody sat there reading a Bible while they ate. UGH!

I must ask. Which states do you think of as the bible belt. And nice avatar btw.
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(August 31, 2011 at 5:39 pm)ConformingDeath Wrote: I must ask. Which states do you think of as the bible belt. And nice avatar btw.

The United States....lol. You find me a state where religious nuts don't have entirely too much influence and I'll pack my bags.

I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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