This sounds awesome! I mean, who here wouldn't want to go to the travesty that this park will be just to sit back and mock it later?
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Ten Plagues ride proposed for the Noah's Ark theme
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I've already stated my intentions to drop by for a visit.
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I dropped by for a visit on their facebook page, they didn't take me so kindly. They at least need to know the facts before they start building the Ark.
I already see them trying to get schools to plan a field trip to the ark, last damn thing I'm going to have is a bunch of kids learning the Christian nonsense. Are you dropping by for a visit, to see what kind of boat you really are getting, when the park goes under? ![[Image: 4rynft.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i53.tinypic.com%2F4rynft.jpg) Religion is like a Penis, you shouldn't whip it out in public and you shouldn't shove it down your child's throat.
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You never buy a boat without an appraisal..lol.
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The last thing you want is to buy someones trash, but you could be the first farmer with a storage boat?
Religion is like a Penis, you shouldn't whip it out in public and you shouldn't shove it down your child's throat.
RE: Ten Plagues ride proposed for the Noah's Ark theme
September 5, 2011 at 2:20 pm
(This post was last modified: September 5, 2011 at 2:20 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
The first? Come on buddy, you live here too. There's no shortage of people stuffing the trailered boat behind their trailered house with shit that doesn't fit in their travel trailer.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
You got me all wrong rhythm, have you ever seen trailer trash with an ark in their front yard?
Religion is like a Penis, you shouldn't whip it out in public and you shouldn't shove it down your child's throat.
RE: Ten Plagues ride proposed for the Noah's Ark theme
September 5, 2011 at 2:24 pm
(This post was last modified: September 5, 2011 at 2:25 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Most trailer trash have an ark easily as large as any Noah would have been able to construct. lol. On the other hand, do you think it would get me play from hot trailer trash chicks?
(There's hardly any room for an ark in the front what with all the discarded couches, appliances, and other yard art)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
![[Image: 14449267.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.glogster.com%2Fmedia%2F5%2F14%2F44%2F92%2F14449267.jpg) It'll get you whatever you want, who knows, you might get married off to your 3rd cousin you didn't know you had! Religion is like a Penis, you shouldn't whip it out in public and you shouldn't shove it down your child's throat.
RE: Ten Plagues ride proposed for the Noah's Ark theme
September 5, 2011 at 2:30 pm
(This post was last modified: September 5, 2011 at 2:31 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
And these guys think they can crack jokes about rednecks and Kentucky. They should leave it to us. (high five!) How was the reunion btw? (All of my relatives are emaciated and toothless, the one leads to the other.)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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