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RE: Ten Plagues ride proposed for the Noah's Ark theme
September 5, 2011 at 2:35 pm
The reunion went well, even though we might have a few convicts, and crazies in the family. I never understood why one of my cousins would bring a Parrot to a reunion? But the girl that had the parrot was about 49 years old, and married to a 67 year old?
I figured out the pool only went down to 3.6 inches deep, and they still had the audacity to put another kiddy pool down. Waste of $3. Now I see why they swim in that heavily polluted river?
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RE: Ten Plagues ride proposed for the Noah's Ark theme
September 5, 2011 at 2:40 pm
Well they probably met when she was in kindergarten, it didn't seem like such a big deal then. Besides, when she got knocked up in the second grade there was no going back.
Christ, I can't keep it up, I like you too much..lol. I hereby promise to lay off redneck jokes for a time.
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RE: Ten Plagues ride proposed for the Noah's Ark theme
September 5, 2011 at 2:43 pm
Lol, you have the audacity to honestly think you are offending me!?! You obviously don't know me, I don't get angry or take anything serious :p
Obviously you need to meet me in real life, to understand my insanity?
I also found a new voice up there :p
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RE: Ten Plagues ride proposed for the Noah's Ark theme
September 5, 2011 at 2:45 pm
(September 5, 2011 at 2:43 pm)MilesTailsPrower Wrote: Lol, you have the audacity to honestly think you are offending me!?! You obviously don't know me, I don't get angry or take anything serious :p
The greatest strength of the perpetual boy that is the redneck male.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Ten Plagues ride proposed for the Noah's Ark theme
September 5, 2011 at 2:47 pm
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