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If David Lynch was a fundamentalist christian
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If David Lynch was a fundamentalist christian
September 15, 2011 at 5:48 am
I would expect for him to make a film like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsvBNO2cc...r_embedded#!
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RE: If David Lynch was a fundamentalist christian
September 15, 2011 at 7:04 am
Well isn't that just peachy keen.Tongue

A disabled midget singing about how wonderful god is for fucking her life over completely.

Even the audience was doing a WTF when she came out.
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RE: If David Lynch was a fundamentalist christian
September 15, 2011 at 7:11 am (This post was last modified: September 15, 2011 at 7:11 am by KichigaiNeko.)
Eeeew Proof positive that religious fundies are totally sick-bastards with no love of life or respect for their fellow human Shake Fist
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RE: If David Lynch was a fundamentalist christian
September 15, 2011 at 7:12 am
One of the funniest videos I have seen in a while.
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RE: If David Lynch was a fundamentalist christian
September 15, 2011 at 8:24 am
We needed more proof? I thought they codified that in their fairy tale as an article of faith.
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RE: If David Lynch was a fundamentalist christian
September 15, 2011 at 12:29 pm
Creepy as hell...
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RE: If David Lynch was a fundamentalist christian
September 15, 2011 at 1:14 pm
Wow I mean wow.

Everybody sing

One of these days......



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RE: If David Lynch was a fundamentalist christian
September 15, 2011 at 1:26 pm (This post was last modified: September 15, 2011 at 1:27 pm by Rev. Rye.)
So, if I go to heaven, I'll look just like Monica Lewinsky? I don't think that this would be a good incentive for heaven even if I were female.
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RE: If David Lynch was a fundamentalist christian
September 15, 2011 at 1:30 pm
I heaven aint a lot like Dixie......
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RE: If David Lynch was a fundamentalist christian
September 15, 2011 at 1:40 pm (This post was last modified: September 15, 2011 at 1:41 pm by Rev. Rye.)
No, it looks more like Quintet.
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Except with a lot of people doing... whatever the hell they were doing at 2:03.
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