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The Holy Bible 101
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RE: The Holy Bible 101
September 27, 2011 at 12:26 pm
I recall Evid3nc3 de-constructing the Bible beautifully in his de-conversion series:

Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70SYwkoH_yc

Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q37NhrCPNo

I wish this was around on YouTube when I de-converted from Christianity/Pantheism. Smile
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RE: The Holy Bible 101
September 27, 2011 at 4:47 pm (This post was last modified: September 27, 2011 at 4:53 pm by Rokcet Scientist.)
(September 26, 2011 at 1:20 pm)Cinjin Wrote: You're preaching to the choir brother! Tongue

It's 1) entertainment, and 2) a reminder, mate.

People have been brainwashed everyday for 2,000 years and 10 times a day, so to neutralize that/deprogram them I'll have to remind 'm only another 7,299,999 times... Big Grin
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RE: The Holy Bible 101
September 27, 2011 at 4:49 pm
(September 27, 2011 at 8:58 am)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(September 26, 2011 at 6:29 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Apparently god could have used an editor, yes. I've recently been informed that the message of god is actually only four words long. Talk about overwritten.

What four words?

My guesses:

On your knees, mortal!

Send your money today.

Don't question your priest.

"You have been trolled."

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RE: The Holy Bible 101
September 27, 2011 at 5:09 pm
(September 27, 2011 at 4:49 pm)I_Blaspheme Wrote:
(September 27, 2011 at 8:58 am)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(September 26, 2011 at 6:29 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Apparently god could have used an editor, yes. I've recently been informed that the message of god is actually only four words long. Talk about overwritten.

What four words?

My guesses:

On your knees, mortal!

Send your money today.

Don't question your priest.

"You have been trolled."

You will be assimilated!
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RE: The Holy Bible 101
September 27, 2011 at 8:26 pm (This post was last modified: September 27, 2011 at 8:31 pm by Rokcet Scientist.)
(September 26, 2011 at 6:29 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Apparently god could have used an editor, yes. I've recently been informed that the message of god is actually only four words long. Talk about overwritten.

He's had hundreds of editors. It is a project to get it down to 4 new words (the old ones being 'Old Testament' and 'New Testament'.
One brilliant editor whose contribution we all remember got it down to: 連邦政府軍のご協力により. A.k.a. "All Your Base Are Belong To Us".
He got zapped.
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