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Homosexuals and Heaven
#91
RE: Homosexuals and Heaven
(September 27, 2011 at 3:52 pm)Stucky Wrote: ROFLOL Thanks Rhythm, I've been waiting for that. I am a homosexual. God bless you for falling into my trap. I guess I shouldnt have done that.


Why did Jesus make you gay? Doesn't he love you?

Mind you, I was married to my Gay best friend for the better part of a decade, until his death. He was the only Atheist friend I had, and neither of us could fathom why any homosexual would subscribe to Judea Christian nonsense.
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#92
RE: Homosexuals and Heaven
Lol gutted stucky, you're joining us in hell. Good luck Wink
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#93
RE: Homosexuals and Heaven
(September 27, 2011 at 3:59 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Straight on to the "don't be angry" song and dance. Also typical fundie bullshit. Again, I'm not angry, I'm amused.

Funny, you sure sound angry. Why is it "fundy" for me to mention your angry sounding words but not "fundy" when you did it to me the other day over and over? That silly old double standard again. Big Grin
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#94
RE: Homosexuals and Heaven
You're a fundy due to your statements of belief. Fundies commonly resort to complaints of persecution, anger, etc, rather than focus on whatever gibberish is falling out of their mouths. This is largely due to the fact that once the gibberish has fallen that's all there is. No evidence, no nothing. One pump chumps.
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#95
RE: Homosexuals and Heaven
(September 27, 2011 at 4:03 pm)Rhythm Wrote: You're a fundy due to your statements of belief.

Is that supposed to be an insult? To be called a fundamentalist?

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#96
RE: Homosexuals and Heaven
(September 27, 2011 at 4:00 pm)Stucky Wrote:
(September 27, 2011 at 3:59 pm)5thHorseman Wrote: are you really a homosexual?

Yes, I have been all my life, I began sucking dicks at age 4 and didnt stop until I was 23.

Ok, next questions.

1) are you serious?
2) how old are you now?
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#97
RE: Homosexuals and Heaven
(September 27, 2011 at 4:00 pm)aleialoura Wrote:
(September 27, 2011 at 3:52 pm)Stucky Wrote: ROFLOL Thanks Rhythm, I've been waiting for that. I am a homosexual. God bless you for falling into my trap. I guess I shouldnt have done that.


Why did Jesus make you gay? Doesn't he love you?

Mind you, I was married to my Gay best friend for the better part of a decade, until his death. He was the only Atheist friend I had, and neither of us could fathom why any homosexual would subscribe to Judea Christian nonsense.

Jesus didnt make me gay. Mankind made me gay. There is a tiny bit of my gayness that was caused by something physical but that is noe of your business.

Why wouldnt I?

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#98
RE: Homosexuals and Heaven
Age 4? Damn. Did your vicar get convicted or what?
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#99
RE: Homosexuals and Heaven
(September 27, 2011 at 4:06 pm)Napoleon Wrote: Age 4? Damn. Did your vicar get convicted or what?

Not that it's any of your fucking business but it was other boys close to my age that got me started.

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At 4? WOW! I knew toddlers put things in their mouths at times to just see what it was like but jesus!
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