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Homosexuals and Heaven
RE: Homosexuals and Heaven
There is never enough...

The name of my new book is "Never Enough Anal".
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RE: Homosexuals and Heaven
(October 5, 2011 at 8:05 pm)Dotard Wrote: Homosexuality is abnormal. Studies have shown it to be potentially treatable.

More funding should be allocated to cure this abnormality. Of course people afflicted with this disease should retain the right to decide to opt for, or opt out undergoing treatment.

Being gay isn't a disease. It certainly isn't abnormal. I think you're obviously a repressed self loathing homosexual yourself, too bad you don't have the balls to just accept it. Wink
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RE: Homosexuals and Heaven
(October 5, 2011 at 6:01 pm)salty Wrote: You have cable now and you want to connect it to your television, there's only one way for it to properly line up right? There may be other places that look similar to the entry place, but only the correct entry will produce a functioning cable connection.

Braindead, stupid analogy. Here is why:

1.) As far as I can see, homosexual tendencies is all the "adapter" you'd need to get a "valid signal".

2.) I have no less than 7 different connectors + wi-fi on my TV & they all produce a valid signal. Looks like I'm going to need a couple more girlfriends.
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
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RE: Homosexuals and Heaven
(October 5, 2011 at 8:21 pm)Jaysyn Wrote:
(October 5, 2011 at 6:01 pm)salty Wrote: You have cable now and you want to connect it to your television, there's only one way for it to properly line up right? There may be other places that look similar to the entry place, but only the correct entry will produce a functioning cable connection.

Braindead, stupid analogy. Here is why:.

1.) As far as I am concerned, homosexual tendencies is all the "adapter" you'd need to get a "valid signal".

2.) I have no less than 7 different connectors + wi-fi on my TV & they all produce a valid signal. Looks like I'm going to need a couple more girlfriends.

Missing the point Jaysyn. It's a bad analogy because a TV doesn't fucking fall in love with it's fucking cables!
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RE: Homosexuals and Heaven
(October 5, 2011 at 8:24 pm)Napoleon Wrote:
(October 5, 2011 at 8:21 pm)Jaysyn Wrote:
(October 5, 2011 at 6:01 pm)salty Wrote: You have cable now and you want to connect it to your television, there's only one way for it to properly line up right? There may be other places that look similar to the entry place, but only the correct entry will produce a functioning cable connection.

Braindead, stupid analogy. Here is why:.

1.) As far as I am concerned, homosexual tendencies is all the "adapter" you'd need to get a "valid signal".

2.) I have no less than 7 different connectors + wi-fi on my TV & they all produce a valid signal. Looks like I'm going to need a couple more girlfriends.

Missing the point Jaysyn. It's a bad analogy because a TV doesn't fucking fall in love with it's fucking cables!

How would you know? Have you ever asked them? Big Grin
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
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(October 5, 2011 at 8:24 pm)Napoleon Wrote: It's a bad analogy because a TV doesn't fucking fall in love with it's fucking cables!

Fucking cables???? Big Grin
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(October 5, 2011 at 6:01 pm)salty Wrote: That sign demonstrates that church goers are just as sinful as everyone else, doing all their little deeds in the darkness as well. I can't stand when people "threaten" things with Hell. It should simply be that people want to do the right thing because they desire to be moral people, not just hanging punishment over their heads. As you know, I do believe Hell is a real place, but I do not think it needs to be used that way!

The sinner that put that sign up is immoral, they are misusing words to intentionally threaten and hurt people!

Fucking hilarious. You know, I know a group of people who are moral just because they want to be, and not for fear of punishment. They're called atheists... and they think you suck.

Stealing doesn't hurt people, but mean signs do? Get bent with your stupidity. Seriously.
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RE: Homosexuals and Heaven
They penetrate don't they?
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RE: Homosexuals and Heaven
(October 5, 2011 at 8:12 pm)Napoleon Wrote: Being gay isn't a disease. It certainly isn't abnormal. I think you're obviously a repressed self loathing homosexual yourself, too bad you don't have the balls to just accept it. Wink

Typical. Ad hominem. Nice job. Thumb up

Yes it is abnormal. It is a far cry from normal sexual behaviors of the vast majority of people and animals.

Disease may be too harsh a word, but I say it because cancer is an abnormality, sickle-cell is an abnormality, schizophrenia is an abnormality. All these are called diseases. I throw homosexuality in that lot.

Please try again.
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RE: Homosexuals and Heaven
(October 5, 2011 at 10:13 pm)Dotard Wrote:
(October 5, 2011 at 8:12 pm)Napoleon Wrote: Being gay isn't a disease. It certainly isn't abnormal. I think you're obviously a repressed self loathing homosexual yourself, too bad you don't have the balls to just accept it. Wink

Typical. Ad hominem. Nice job. Thumb up

Yes it is abnormal. It is a far cry from normal sexual behaviors of the vast majority of people and animals.

Disease may be too harsh a word, but I say it because cancer is an abnormality, sickle-cell is an abnormality, schizophrenia is an abnormality. All these are called diseases. I throw homosexuality in that lot.

Please try again.
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