Losing your virginity.

[Gawdzilla]

Was it your sister?

No, it was yours.

[frankiej]

but, my sister is imaginary... Have you had sex with my imaginary kids too?

[Gawdzilla]

but, my sister is imaginary... Have you had sex with my imaginary kids too?

In yer dreams.

[Violet]

the first time I've gone entirely without sex for more than a month was early 18... and it doesn't look like I'll be having it any time soon

How wrong I was XD

First time with a girl? Monday ^_^ First time falling in love? Also Monday ^_^

First time I licked a vagina? Tuesday ^_^ First time someone wrote me a romantic poem? Wednesday ^_^

[Bloomsy]

Hello and thank you for visiting my thread. I created it because I have not yet lost my virginity. Yes, sadly this is true. I'm only 17 (I've noticed everyone on this forum is a lot older than me) and will turn 18 next year. Honestly, I'm a little embarrassed because of that. (being a virgin) So i was just wondering what age were you guys when you first did the deed? And did you regret the way it happened? Should I wait until "I'm in love" (fuck that) or jump at it the first chance I get? (fuck yeah) So yeah thanks in advance.

Well I'm 41 and altough technically I'm not a virgin, at least I don't think I am, I've never done it properly. I've tried 5 times with prostitutes but couldn't really get aroused despite one of them being a dead ringer for Audrey Hepburn and once had a one night stand. It was when I was in my mid 20's back in 94. I was in bed with her and she said 'it's hard but it's not doing aught.' I said well considering
a-I'm pissed as a newt
b-You're ugly as sin
c-We've only ended up in bed together after you'd just been re-re-re-re-rejected by your ex who you'd all but begged to take you back right in front of me after you'd dragging me to his bedist not less than 1/2 an hour ago
and
d-the fact we met each other in the gents toilet cublice of a rough boozer while you were rescuing me from being mugged by your son-in-law
...that's hardly fuckin' surprising is it?

[ElDinero]

....wow. Welcome to the forums!

[searchingforanswers]

Hello and thank you for visiting my thread. I created it because I have not yet lost my virginity. Yes, sadly this is true. I'm only 17 (I've noticed everyone on this forum is a lot older than me) and will turn 18 next year. Honestly, I'm a little embarrassed because of that. (being a virgin) So i was just wondering what age were you guys when you first did the deed? And did you regret the way it happened? Should I wait until "I'm in love" (fuck that) or jump at it the first chance I get? (fuck yeah) So yeah thanks in advance.

Well I'm 41 and altough technically I'm not a virgin, at least I don't think I am, I've never done it properly. I've tried 5 times with prostitutes but couldn't really get aroused despite one of them being a dead ringer for Audrey Hepburn and once had a one night stand. It was when I was in my mid 20's back in 94. I was in bed with her and she said 'it's hard but it's not doing aught.' I said well considering
a-I'm pissed as a newt
b-You're ugly as sin
c-We've only ended up in bed together after you'd just been re-re-re-re-rejected by your ex who you'd all but begged to take you back right in front of me after you'd dragging me to his bedist not less than 1/2 an hour ago
and
d-the fact we met each other in the gents toilet cublice of a rough boozer while you were rescuing me from being mugged by your son-in-law
...that's hardly fuckin' surprising is it?

Not be a prick, but that doesn't bother you? You've only had sex with prostitutes?

[BloodyHeretic]

I know this is silly Bloomsy, but after reading your post I think it a pertinent enough question, is your avatar actually a photograph of your face?

It would explain a lot.

[ElDinero]

Ahahahahahaha

[Bloomsy]

Hello and thank you for visiting my thread. I created it because I have not yet lost my virginity. Yes, sadly this is true. I'm only 17 (I've noticed everyone on this forum is a lot older than me) and will turn 18 next year. Honestly, I'm a little embarrassed because of that. (being a virgin) So i was just wondering what age were you guys when you first did the deed? And did you regret the way it happened? Should I wait until "I'm in love" (fuck that) or jump at it the first chance I get? (fuck yeah) So yeah thanks in advance.

Well I'm 41 and altough technically I'm not a virgin, at least I don't think I am, I've never done it properly. I've tried 5 times with prostitutes but couldn't really get aroused despite one of them being a dead ringer for Audrey Hepburn and once had a one night stand. It was when I was in my mid 20's back in 94. I was in bed with her and she said 'it's hard but it's not doing aught.' I said well considering
a-I'm pissed as a newt
b-You're ugly as sin
c-We've only ended up in bed together after you'd just been re-re-re-re-rejected by your ex who you'd all but begged to take you back right in front of me after you'd dragging me to his bedist not less than 1/2 an hour ago
and
d-the fact we met each other in the gents toilet cublice of a rough boozer while you were rescuing me from being mugged by your son-in-law
...that's hardly fuckin' surprising is it?

Not be a prick, but that doesn't bother you? You've only had sex with prostitutes?

I regret it now. I'm not a hyper-moralist or anything so I can't say I'm going to be questioning my concience about it but I'm not comfortable with it. I wish we lived in a world without prositution but saying that... C'est la vie. But as for not having done it with anyone prperly whether a prositute or not yes of course it bothers me. I've just had too many mental problems to be able to do somethig as normal as have a g/f or go out and meet women. I only posted that 'cause it's a funny anecdote.