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If anybody thinks humans and chimps aren't related.
Zen Badger Offline
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If anybody thinks humans and chimps aren't related.
September 28, 2011 at 6:33 am
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RE: If anybody thinks humans and chimps aren't related.
September 28, 2011 at 6:49 am
Surprised fundies haven't caught on and claimed we're related. Our DNA is 90%+ the same, god must have made us from the same mud.
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RE: If anybody thinks humans and chimps aren't related.
September 28, 2011 at 11:25 am
I honestly wish they would. Any attempt at integrity and honesty is better than what we've seen thusfar.
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RE: If anybody thinks humans and chimps aren't related.
September 28, 2011 at 11:27 am
I laughed a lot at this. Poor frog.
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RE: If anybody thinks humans and chimps aren't related.
September 28, 2011 at 11:44 am
Poor chimp, already had SIV to deal with, now he's potentially introducing amphibian stds. Facepalm
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RE: If anybody thinks humans and chimps aren't related.
September 29, 2011 at 6:34 am
In case anyone was wondering, that was a widemouth frog.

And if it wasn't before it certainly is now.Tongue
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September 29, 2011 at 1:25 pm
Ewww just ewww.



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RE: If anybody thinks humans and chimps aren't related.
September 30, 2011 at 1:20 am
(September 29, 2011 at 6:34 am)Zen Badger Wrote: In case anyone was wondering, that was a widemouth frog.

And if it wasn't before it certainly is now.Tongue



Actually apes have very small penises.(peni?)---and that one is very young.
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