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I'm a witness that Jesus lives!

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I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
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#21
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
April 1, 2009 at 6:38 am
Maybe we should delegate "serious" threads their own forum and vice versa. Might make things easier Wink

I'm probably not serious 99.9% of the time.

How about those people who you can never tell whether they are being serious or not?
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RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
April 1, 2009 at 9:53 am
I think whoever started this thread was being very serious.His so called experience with God of course may be questionable and is still no evidence for his existence.Personal experience is subject to so many factors that it is fool hardy to take any experience of the divine as fact.
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#23
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
June 1, 2012 at 3:09 pm
All this thread provides evidence of, is that Christians don't mix well with hallucinogens.
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#24
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
June 1, 2012 at 3:13 pm
(June 1, 2012 at 3:09 pm)Panglossian Wrote: All this thread provides evidence of, is that Christians don't mix well with hallucinogens.

The difference is, unlike christianityt, with hallucingens, you'd be in touch with reality again tomorrow.
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#25
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
June 1, 2012 at 3:16 pm
Holy thread necro, Batman!
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#26
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
June 1, 2012 at 3:19 pm
(June 1, 2012 at 3:13 pm)Chuck Wrote:
(June 1, 2012 at 3:09 pm)Panglossian Wrote: All this thread provides evidence of, is that Christians don't mix well with hallucinogens.

The difference is, unlike christianityt, with hallucingens, you'd be in touch with reality again tomorrow.

Maybe Christians can only perceive reality correctly when hallucinating...?
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RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
June 1, 2012 at 3:22 pm
(June 1, 2012 at 3:16 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Holy thread necro, Batman!

Greetings people of the year 2009, we are from the future!
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#28
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
June 1, 2012 at 3:56 pm
I love history.

Proves that xtians 3 years ago were just as fucking stupid as they are now.
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RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
June 1, 2012 at 6:49 pm
I'm not so sure that Jesus lives but his thread has certainly been resurrected :S
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RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
June 1, 2012 at 6:52 pm
It's a miracle!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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