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I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
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RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
(March 28, 2009 at 7:09 pm)domnavarra Wrote: I was astounded and turned around to look over my shoulder...immediately he grabbed me from behind, underneath my armpits and lifted me clear off the bed! My whole body was vibrating from his touch. Then I woke up and to my surprise my entire body was still vibrating.

... am I going to be mauled again if I say how this sounds?
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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#42
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
(June 1, 2012 at 8:54 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote:
(March 28, 2009 at 7:09 pm)domnavarra Wrote: I was astounded and turned around to look over my shoulder...immediately he grabbed me from behind, underneath my armpits and lifted me clear off the bed! My whole body was vibrating from his touch. Then I woke up and to my surprise my entire body was still vibrating.

... am I going to be mauled again if I say how this sounds?

Say how it sounds, say how it sounds!
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.

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#43
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
(June 1, 2012 at 9:06 pm)Norfolk And Chance Wrote:
(June 1, 2012 at 8:54 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: ... am I going to be mauled again if I say how this sounds?

Say how it sounds, say how it sounds!

I would but apparantly that would be an offence to every member of the particular community who partakes in the activities I'd be making a lighthearted reference to.
Sorry norfolk. :-(

Oh fuck it, I'll be damned if my free speech is going to be restricted incase someone thinks I'm a homophobe.
Its gay, its *gloriously* gay. It may well be the gayest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. If it were any gayer I'd be morally obliged to come down to this guys house and drag him kicking and screaming to a gay bar just so he can get it all out of his system in a glorious parade of toned abs and ten inch penises and come out singing "like a virgin". It makes me feel gay just reading it and I'm as straight as any of you guys.

I find it *hilarious* that this guy essentially just wrote a homo-erotic novel involving himself and Jesus. Whats wrong with that? Whats wrong with joking about sexuality? Sex is hilarious, straight sex, gay sex, sex with animals, sex with aliens, sex with a variety of partners at once, with blow-up dolls and dildos. Its all brilliant, incredibly strange and some of the funniest shit I've ever talked about. I don't care if people think that makes me a homophobe.
Wow, I feel better. Thanks Norfolk. :-)

Oh, thats two threads by the way. For anyone whos keeping count on the highscore.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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#44
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* Violet shrugs, her being the gayest lark in the nuthouse.

Now, I don't see anything particularly amusing about this thread... but who am I to question jolly laughter and good cheer? ^_^

Infact, just to keep in the new theme of this thread... let us experience the most gloriously gay songs and carefree thoughts. Purple is the color of Violet's love... and she loves every one of you. Just like the guy in the following song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBALcN701NU

How about my very favorite song? It's always a crowd pleaser Wink I imagine you too would love if an utterly insane rich person was throwing money to you with the widest of smiles on her face ^_^ (Ain't that right, Tiberius?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpb9EbmvM5M

Now maybe that was too lyrically-focused, too slow, and even without enough pizzaz for your hyperactive tastes! Perhaps you would like to float along to this gay ditty? Japanese songs fall underneath this umbrella too, because Violet has decreed it be so! That she does not understand it or care to doesn't enter into this at all. On the subject, there is an awesome radio station she listens to when she gets a chance. Sure, it comes in static... but it's awesome spanish music! She loves it.



And something else upbeat! Because the gods know we need that shit! Smile



Christmas truly is a wonderful season. I keep it year round, but I become extra gay from the happiness overflow people have during the holiday. It really is my favorite part of the year... which emphasizes giving freely of oneself for others... and damn does it make me happy to see others do this. As a result of these good vibrations... Christmas music is by far my favorite. If you are over at my house in the middle of July, and Christmas songs come on: don't panic. They make up a good portion of what I listen to.



On the off-chance that you've had a particularly jubilant day (much like mine)... I think you might enjoy this selection! Big Grin



By chance, you might be a fan of them darker levels of blitheness... I have a gay song for yall tragedians as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN4Uu0OlmTg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFGokF1GlYo

I even have a song for those who just want to gleefully tell the world to go fuck itself!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8VZX4sHn-4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb7kJ-j_d...re=related

And I have saved the best, most impressively gay song for last...



...

You can tolerate this. Just think... the alternative was me hulahooping topless for 30 minutes on video... singing and dancing and wiggling the hoop along to my Christmas music. Got a new way to do my hair... oh yeah! Levitate

Catch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-U2vKvpknY
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#45
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
Isn't the childs song "Jesus loves me" more pedophilic than anything else?
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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#46
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
(June 2, 2012 at 9:24 am)RaphielDrake Wrote: Isn't the childs song "Jesus loves me" more pedophilic than anything else?

About a week ago, I had to endure a young niece of mine "singing" this song at about the decibles of a jet engine.

I despise this song. I don't think it's pedophiliac, but I do think it is a disgusting one.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#47
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You know, I think you all may be jumping to conclusions in error. I think we've all been making an unjustified assumption. When he said that he had a personal encounter with Jesus, perhaps what he really meant was...





By the way, I ADORE your signature, Violet. It's all my favorite color!

Alas, I'm no longer in the pink, and am feeling quite blue. Shake Fist



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Jesus loves to polish his balls.
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#49
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Welcome #60
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
(March 28, 2009 at 7:09 pm)domnavarra Wrote: First weekend in december 2008, I laid down to sleep. All of a sudden I was sitting on the edge of the bed, reading a book about Jesus and his father about how they have triumphed against evil throughout time. Then from behind me came the voice of Jesus, he said "hurry up and finish reading my book"! I was astounded and turned around to look over my shoulder...immediately he grabbed me from behind, underneath my armpits and lifted me clear off the bed! My whole body was vibrating from his touch. Then I woke up and to my surprise my entire body was still vibrating. Immediately, I knelt at the side of my bed and asked "what should I do" he said "be masterful", again I asked what should I do? he said "be free" then I asked how can I feel like this all the time? He said "follow me".

"Dear Penthouse Forum..."

No, anyway, uh no you did not get lifted, except for in a dream. This sounds like one of those cases where what you were last reading informed your dreaming. S'alright, happens to a lot of us. Mistaking it for reality is the problematic part...
"A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows." --Mark Twain
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