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Theist here with some queeries
#41
RE: Theist here with some queeries
And it makes much more sense than our troll did.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#42
RE: Theist here with some queeries
I remember watching this movie when it came out..LOL
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#43
RE: Theist here with some queeries
Much funnier than the stupid catholics.
Trying to update my sig ...
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#44
RE: Theist here with some queeries
(October 10, 2011 at 8:34 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: I remember watching this movie when it came out..LOL

Me too. I was six.
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#45
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(October 10, 2011 at 8:40 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(October 10, 2011 at 8:34 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: I remember watching this movie when it came out..LOL

Me too. I was six.

I was 14.
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#46
RE: Theist here with some queeries
(October 9, 2011 at 6:59 pm)Ted Bundy Wrote: I am a Roman Catholic. I was schooled in a Roman Catholic school. Grew up in a Roman Catholic household and will die a Roman Catholic. Anyway, more to the point, I have two burning questions which Atheists seem to shy away from, namely:

1. If humans evolved from monkeys, then how come monkeys still exist?
2. If the big bang was what originated the universe, then what originated the big bang?
3. If dinosaurs existed, then how come Darwin and his henchmen had to fake so many supposed fossil findings?
4. If the Earth revolves around the Sun, then how come the shape of the Sun suggests otherwise?

Obviously another unread xtian. I was raised catholic and I was not taught stupid.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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#47
RE: Theist here with some queeries
Like the inability to add, for instance. This fella does his math Spanish Inquisition style.
Trying to update my sig ...
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#48
RE: Theist here with some queeries
Maybe we should cut him some slack. He might just be a four year old asking legit questions about his teachings.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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#49
RE: Theist here with some queeries
Hey, I am the only one who actually put forth the effort to answer his stupid ass questions. Just sayin...
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#50
RE: Theist here with some queeries
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-k1Meoav...re=related

Kick his ass into the pit of death!!!!
(October 11, 2011 at 12:43 am)aleialoura Wrote: Hey, I am the only one who actually put forth the effort to answer his stupid ass questions. Just sayin...

I think you more than definitely wasted you time doing that.
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