Hey is that Jesus?

[Cinjin]

What would you say to Jesus if you bumped into him 2000 years ago, knowing what you know now?

(Only one assumption: He existed. Than assign him whatever attributes you wish: deity, regular joe, conman, etc.)





Hey Jesus, whip me up a cocktail wouldya?

[frankiej]

I'd kidnap him and drain him of his magic.

[Cinjin]

I'd kidnap him and drain him of his magic.

I have to admit, I am curious of how you drain someone of their magic.

??????

[frankiej]

I don't think the magic circle would be happy with me telling you.

[Napoléon]

I'd ask him what time he was thinking of coming back. Then I'd know not to answer the door.

[Cinjin]

I'd ask him what time he was thinking of coming back.

yeah Jesus, could you at least give us a 1000 year window of time!!

[reverendjeremiah]

I would follow him... he knew where all the free wine and hookers were.

[Cinjin]

Do you think if you walked up to Jesus and said JESUS CHRIST! that he'd be pissed?? or perhaps that he'd even know who you were talking about since "Christ" is a title rather than a name??

[frankiej]

Hmm... I think I want to become a Christ. I wonder what qualifications are needed.

[Cinjin]

Hmm... I think I want to become a Christ. I wonder what qualifications are needed.

sandels and a healthy dose of bigotry