Can We Have a Subforum Just for Batshittery?

[Shell B]

If I were a guy, I would make an "I have an organ that keeps me young" joke. As it is, I can't, because I only have organs that make me receptive to parasites and hormone imbalances.

[Justtristo]

http://michaelbarry.yolasite.com/

In my opinion, Adam and Eve were born with a small organ attached to their appendix tube. An organ that produced stem cells which kept their perfect human body perpetually healthy and forever the equivalent age of thirty years old.

We already have a sub-forum for pseudoscience like this.

[frankiej]

As it is, I can't, because I only have organs that make me receptive to parasites and hormone imbalances.

That's gross.

[thesummerqueen]

It was a provocative title guys, that's all.

[Epimethean]

Worn out by, summer? Assault and batshittery got you down?

[thesummerqueen]

Worn out by a lot of things, Ep. I could use the rum and book night about now.

[Zen Badger]

that is quite possibly one of the dumbest things I have ever read. Tell me it's meant to be funny... please.

Yer think?

Then cast your mind back to Kent Hovinds theory about the Great Flood.

http://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct=j&..._lHwu2seUQ

Quite....

[Jackalope]

In my opinion, Adam and Eve were born with a small organ attached to their appendix tube. An organ that produced stem cells which kept their perfect human body perpetually healthy and forever the equivalent age of thirty years old.

Can't be scientifically verified? Check.
Has no evidence whatsoever? Check.
Sounds like a reasonable explanation to the typical young-earther? Check.

What's not to like about this "theory"?

[Doubting Thomas]

Isn't it cute when fundies try to do science? They always come up with a bunch of stuff that sounds sciency, which is good enough for them. It only convinces their fellow fundies and keeps them looking smart in their eyes.

Meanwhile, I could sit around daydreaming about the number of chromosomes Bigfoot has and what kind of organs the Loch Ness Monster has, but that doesn't make them any more real.

[R-e-n-n-a-t]

This guy is a genius! I hypothetisizize that his missing organ also held a tiny grilled-cheese picture of Jesus's face, and when removed, also makes people homosexual. Since that proves that homosexuality is a disorder, it also proves that AIDS is God's punishment. Since AIDS is God's punishment, we should stone all the gay people. After that, we should check to see if anyone on Earth has the missing organ. If they do, they will be sinless, and will instead be Jesus himself. All of this man's former girlfriends will be burned, as they clearly made Jesus have sex before marriage. Also, seagulls like McDonalds.

SEE?! Don't you see how it all fits so perfectly!?