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Can We Have a Subforum Just for Batshittery?

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Can We Have a Subforum Just for Batshittery?
thesummerqueen Offline
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Can We Have a Subforum Just for Batshittery?
October 19, 2011 at 1:11 pm
http://michaelbarry.yolasite.com/

Quote:In my opinion, Adam and Eve were born with a small organ attached to their appendix tube. An organ that produced stem cells which kept their perfect human body perpetually healthy and forever the equivalent age of thirty years old.
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RE: Can We Have a Subforum Just for Batshittery?
October 19, 2011 at 1:17 pm
Spit Coffee

that is quite possibly one of the dumbest things I have ever read. Tell me it's meant to be funny... please.
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RE: Can We Have a Subforum Just for Batshittery?
October 19, 2011 at 1:18 pm
That's an interesting theory Thinking
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RE: Can We Have a Subforum Just for Batshittery?
October 19, 2011 at 1:18 pm
Just like the dinosaur thing...I can't tell. I got the blog site off of a post by PZ and he seemed to think it was serious enough. My Poe-sense seems to be broken.
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RE: Can We Have a Subforum Just for Batshittery?
October 19, 2011 at 1:38 pm
He could easily jump to the front of the list of republican presidential candidates.
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RE: Can We Have a Subforum Just for Batshittery?
October 19, 2011 at 1:47 pm
I thought this was the subforum for batshittery...
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RE: Can We Have a Subforum Just for Batshittery?
October 19, 2011 at 1:54 pm
Dante's hell had different levels.
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RE: Can We Have a Subforum Just for Batshittery?
October 19, 2011 at 2:06 pm
I never heard of such an interpretation before. But yeah, it's quite a weird one. Tongue

As for a batshittery subforum, I think we can post the funny ones in the Humor section, and the rest of them here.
But if this was a genuine question (which I doubt), i.e. about the subforum thing, then you should make another thread to get everyone's opinion.

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RE: Can We Have a Subforum Just for Batshittery?
October 19, 2011 at 2:08 pm
Nah, I'm not being serious. I'm just worn out.
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RE: Can We Have a Subforum Just for Batshittery?
October 19, 2011 at 3:04 pm
We already have several.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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