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Scripture for Trinitarians
#41
RE: Scripture for Trinitarians
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#42
RE: Scripture for Trinitarians
Stop Groveling!!!

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#43
RE: Scripture for Trinitarians
Oh by the way Lucent, I just want to be sure I understand you clearly:

A god that creates a universe too big for it to micromanage = moral monster

A god that creates a universe and, due to being omnipotent, omniscient and capable of personal relationship with all of us is capable of preventing needless suffering but chooses not to micromanage because that would violate free will = OK

A bit more brief:

Unable to prevent evil = moral monster
Able but not willing to prevent evil = OK
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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#44
RE: Scripture for Trinitarians
...ready to go back round the circle again ... Angel
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#45
RE: Scripture for Trinitarians
Amusingly Statler is trying to fob off some half baked explanation of the trinity to me in a separate thread. Perhaps I should refer him here.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#46
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#47
RE: Scripture for Trinitarians
(October 25, 2011 at 11:19 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Amusingly Statler is trying to fob off some half baked explanation of the trinity to me in a separate thread. Perhaps I should refer him here.\

I'm glad you're on Waldork duty. I'm frankly burned out on trying to school him on rational thinking.
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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#48
RE: Scripture for Trinitarians
(October 26, 2011 at 12:39 am)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(October 25, 2011 at 11:19 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Amusingly Statler is trying to fob off some half baked explanation of the trinity to me in a separate thread. Perhaps I should refer him here.\

I'm glad you're on Waldork duty. I'm frankly burned out on trying to school him on rational thinking.

...you traded up one crazy for another Paladin. I gotta tell you. This one don't seem to be an improvement.
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#49
RE: Scripture for Trinitarians
(October 26, 2011 at 12:42 am)Cinjin Wrote:
(October 26, 2011 at 12:39 am)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(October 25, 2011 at 11:19 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Amusingly Statler is trying to fob off some half baked explanation of the trinity to me in a separate thread. Perhaps I should refer him here.\

I'm glad you're on Waldork duty. I'm frankly burned out on trying to school him on rational thinking.

...you traded up one crazy for another Paladin. I gotta tell you. This one don't seem to be an improvement.

Exactly, I can only deal with one fucktard at a time. I don't multitask well.
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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#50
RE: Scripture for Trinitarians
(October 26, 2011 at 12:39 am)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(October 25, 2011 at 11:19 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Amusingly Statler is trying to fob off some half baked explanation of the trinity to me in a separate thread. Perhaps I should refer him here.\

I'm glad you're on Waldork duty. I'm frankly burned out on trying to school him on rational thinking.


Why fucking bother? Just keep reminding him that he's a shithead and his god is an illusion.

No need to exert yourself.
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