(August 4, 2015 at 3:42 pm)Gawdzilla Wrote: In case nobody's done the math, it wasn't three days.

Say 6:00 PM on Friday.
All day Saturday, maybe.
Tomb empty on Sunday morning. Be generous, say 6:00 AM on Sunday.

1.5 days.

You have to understand the Jewish holidays at that time and that there was an annual sabbath when the crucifixion took place.  So, reading the story Jesus got busted on Tuesday and crucified on Wednesday.  He was then tossed into Joseph's tomb.  Joseph stole the body and ate it because he wanted to gain eternal life like Jesus had told the crowd about.  Now, Wednesday evening was the first day, Thursday evening the second day, Friday evening the third day. Jesus then popped out of the tomb on the weekly Sabbath (Saturday evening).  Remember, the Jewish day starts at sundown and ends at the next sundown.  

Anyway, here's a link that covers the BS in detail if you want to read it.   http://biblelight.net/pasover.htm

[url=http://biblelight.net/pasover.htm][/url]Don't forget the calendar change, leap years, number of days in a month, even the number of days in the week.  Like Paul said, make up your own holidays and don't sweat the small stuff.  It's all imaginary anyway.

The effect of that is, unfortunately for today's christers, to lessen the impact of the sacrifice of Christ.  Day and a half was all He could take, and He only saved 144,000.  If He had been made of sterner stuff he might have salvified half a million.

Not that that would improve Drich's odds much . . .

(August 4, 2015 at 5:30 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: The effect of that is, unfortunately for today's christers, to lessen the impact of the sacrifice of Christ.  Day and a half was all He could take, and He only saved 144,000.  If He had been made of sterner stuff he might have salvified half a million.

Not that that would improve Drich's odds much . . .

So the 144,000 are just men and no women.  Talk about a glass ceiling!

No surprise to me God would send all women to Hell for Eve's fuck up with the snake and the apple.

(August 4, 2015 at 4:09 pm)Aoi Magi Wrote: Why would he need to go to hell? It's his dad who sends everyone to hell in the first place. I think he went to his dad in china (because the eden is in the east, and china is the easternmost point on a flat earth, right?), to confirm the plan after that, since he lost connection on the cross (when he wondered why his dad abandoned him), and the journey back and forth took the 1.5 days time. simple

Yeah, it's christ that's supposed to be the one who saved souls from hell, in the first place.. but what does god do? He sends jesus down there too, after suffering on the cross. "Thanks jeebus, for paying the price for everyone's sins. Here's your reward, you now get to go to hell for a little bit, and then you can come back up and worship me. How does that sound?" "Sure thing dad... you piece of shit"

(August 3, 2015 at 1:26 am)Godschild Wrote:

(August 2, 2015 at 7:56 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: A lot of Atheists are biblical illiterates.

Fixed that for you, I understand you got your words mixed up.

GC

pfffftt. Most Atheists know the bible way better than most Christians. Easy. I remember one time in college I asked the three leaders of Campus Crusade for Christ to name the ten commandments and none of them could do it. Christianity today is more a repetition of the bullshit you find on brouchers than similar to anything that it traditionally has been.

Jesus had a bad weekend for your sins.

Apparently it wasn't THAT bad according to the christers here. Kinda lessens the whole sacrifice gestalt thingy. BWDIK ?

Mebbee Christ and Beelzebub went clubbing on the lower east side of the 3rd circle of Hell ??

(August 4, 2015 at 6:39 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote:

(August 3, 2015 at 1:26 am)Godschild Wrote: Fixed that for you, I understand you got your words mixed up.

GC

pfffftt. Most Atheists know the bible way better than most Christians. Easy. I remember one time in college I asked the three leaders of Campus Crusade for Christ to name the ten commandments and none of them could do it. Christianity today is more a repetition of the bullshit you find on brouchers than similar to anything that it traditionally has been.

Judging by the atheist here and the ones I know outside this forum, fat chance. I see people who have a hard time taking the whole Bible and reasoning out what God was doing, and you all call yourselves logical and reasoning, yeah right. How could you possibly know that have you been to all the churches in this country and see how they work, no, so you are spouting a bunch of bull.

GC

(August 4, 2015 at 3:27 pm)Salacious B. Crumb Wrote:

(August 4, 2015 at 12:37 pm)Godschild Wrote: I do not hear voices in my head, I've never said I have, so where you got that I do not know unless you're parroting others that look only to accuse Christians of thing untrue.

How exactly do you speak to god then? Does god come down from heaven and appear before you and talk to you as if you were talking to a regular human being?

If that's your idea of an honest question then you need to give up, why, because you said you knew the scriptures.

GC