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Speculate on Jesus 3 days of HELLISH torment !!!
RE: Speculate on Jesus 3 days of HELLISH torment !!!
(August 4, 2015 at 4:39 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:
(August 3, 2015 at 9:55 pm)Godschild Wrote: [hide]
So if it's Israel's God why would anyone worship it unless he's a member of  Israel?

God has always been the God of all mankind.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: Speculate on Jesus 3 days of HELLISH torment !!!
I don't think that God was God of the tribe with the iron chariots . . . .
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RE: Speculate on Jesus 3 days of HELLISH torment !!!
It's fucking stupid of god to get himself killed for starters.
1. He committed a sin of letting himself die
^Even fucking pontious pilate was like bruh you know i don't want to do this and you can at any time say no you
didn't say that even his own followers were like bruh don't do it. Jack ass had to say yeah i did it i did that thing.

2. He goes to hell for fucks sake he is god doesn't he have like fucking super powers or some shit and be like oi devil
you're a prick lets have final battle you me one on one mother fucker i'm here now bitch.

3.^ He fucking let himself get tortured when he has all the fucking power and the devil was like yeah yeah you like
it when i burn you don't you.
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RE: Speculate on Jesus 3 days of HELLISH torment !!!
Invite us to speculate, then take the divine pootie hole for yourself? Rude...
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

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RE: Speculate on Jesus 3 days of HELLISH torment !!!
A writer decided to incorporate the hellish three days to further an already useless plot that would only make any sense to theists who are too dumb to think rationally.
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RE: Speculate on Jesus 3 days of HELLISH torment !!!
(August 4, 2015 at 9:15 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(August 4, 2015 at 4:39 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: So if it's Israel's God why would anyone worship it unless he's a member of  Israel?

God has always been the God of all mankind.

GC

It doesn't say that in the Old Testament.  And Jesus was sent to just the twelve tribes of Israel in the New Testament.
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RE: Speculate on Jesus 3 days of HELLISH torment !!!
(August 4, 2015 at 11:43 pm)dyresand Wrote: It's fucking stupid of god to get himself killed for starters.
1. He committed a sin of letting himself die
^Even fucking pontious pilate was like bruh you know i don't want to do this and you can at any time say no you
didn't say that even his own followers were like bruh don't do it. Jack ass had to say yeah i did it i did that thing.

2. He goes to hell for fucks sake he is god doesn't he have like fucking super powers or some shit and be like oi devil
you're a prick lets have final battle you me one on one mother fucker i'm here now bitch.

3.^ He fucking let himself get tortured when he has all the fucking power and the devil was like yeah yeah you like
it when i burn you don't you.
His apostles had superpowers they could have used to call down fire from heaven and burn up the local yokels.  But when Jesus was being nailed they hid in holes like little mice.  They were always casting out demons but they never could get people to change their minds.
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RE: Speculate on Jesus 3 days of HELLISH torment !!!
(August 4, 2015 at 9:13 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(August 4, 2015 at 3:27 pm)Salacious B. Crumb Wrote: How exactly do you speak to god then? Does god come down from heaven and appear before you and talk to you as if you were talking to a regular human being?

If that's your idea of an honest question then you need to give up, why, because you said you knew the scriptures.

GC

Since you and God have so many chats you should be willing to tell us how you do it?  Based on your post contents he hasn't told you anything worth sharing with us.  Are you sure you've been paling around with God and not with some demon?  Remember Eve and the serpent.  

Do you think God will eventually make you a prophet like Mo and Harold Camping?
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I don't think Jesus can be having much effect on anything anymore, since most people are still stuck trying to prove he even existed as a run-of-the-mill madcap preacher, let alone one who won't die properly.

His CV seems a little blank since then...
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RE: Speculate on Jesus 3 days of HELLISH torment !!!
(August 5, 2015 at 4:09 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:
(August 4, 2015 at 11:43 pm)dyresand Wrote: It's fucking stupid of god to get himself killed for starters.
1. He committed a sin of letting himself die
^Even fucking pontious pilate was like bruh you know i don't want to do this and you can at any time say no you
didn't say that even his own followers were like bruh don't do it. Jack ass had to say yeah i did it i did that thing.

2. He goes to hell for fucks sake he is god doesn't he have like fucking super powers or some shit and be like oi devil
you're a prick lets have final battle you me one on one mother fucker i'm here now bitch.

3.^ He fucking let himself get tortured when he has all the fucking power and the devil was like yeah yeah you like
it when i burn you don't you.
His apostles had superpowers they could have used to call down fire from heaven and burn up the local yokels.  But when Jesus was being nailed they hid in holes like little mice.  They were always casting out demons but they never could get people to change their minds.

Because they are cowardly cunts the end. J=jesus from the get go in the bible should have been doing more to raise some hell with the local populace to show he in fact has powers
and could fuck up anyone at any time because doing that and showing how much... wait he did actually that part of the bible is removed... It was the infancy of Thomas where jesus is a take now shit kind of person and did bad ass things and rode on a dragon. He even killed kids and killed a kid who bumped into him.
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