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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 6:12 pm
(August 6, 2015 at 5:47 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: (August 6, 2015 at 1:51 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: i love poop
Way too much information.
It isn't so much that I mind knowing your mission when you head for the bathroom. It is just that I hate to think of girls fouling my image of their immaculate bums with such .. mundane matters. What gawd has made alluring as a scabbard for my sword, let no man (or woman) befoul with such imagery.
HAHAHAHAAHA!!!
Wow, you guys... crack. me. up.
(and I never do the period after every word thing. that's saying something!) 
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 6:14 pm
I don't wipe sitting down because the toilet seat gets in the way. I usually stand up but in a low squat so I can get it alllllllllllllllll.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 6:14 pm
Well, well, well... another shitty toilet thread!
My poop is nice... it tends to come out once or twice a day. I dread having to poop in public toilets, but, every once in a while, it must be done.
I'm one of those who takes a long time sitting in that porcelain express, but our seats, here, are made of plastic... some are made of wood - and the water doesn't fill the bowl up, it just stays at the bottom.
This means that turds either fall from about 30cm into the water and splash all over (and you know you've just peed in there!), or fall on the porcelain part and slide to the water (which means a smear of poop on the porcelain which must be scrubbed when flushing).
Most people's poop floats because it has some fat in it and fat is less dense than water. If yours doesn't float, then it might be too much soaked in water, meaning your colon isn't doing its job - get it checked!
Mine float, usually, I have a duo - the first comes out quickly, the second takes its time - but I know that if I don't stay there and wait for it, I'll regret it within a few minutes...
Pooping done and it's time for cleaning. Toilet paper usually gets the job done, but sometimes it just never gets done. So...I've come to use wet towelettes. One is usually enough to get it properly clean and feeling fresh! 
Think about it - when you get your hands dirty, you wash them; but your ass... you just brush paper on it and hope it's clean...  Might as well brush some paper with soap and make it cleaner...
Or you can do it like the indians: there's always a water bucket on the left side of the hole in the ground where they squat... put they put their left hand in there, and "wash" their butts with that water. Never shake the left hand of a guy from India... it's impolite.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 6:39 pm
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 6:44 pm
(August 6, 2015 at 6:14 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Well, well, well... another shitty toilet thread!
My poop is nice... it tends to come out once or twice a day. I dread having to poop in public toilets, but, every once in a while, it must be done.
I'm one of those who takes a long time sitting in that porcelain express, but our seats, here, are made of plastic... some are made of wood - and the water doesn't fill the bowl up, it just stays at the bottom.
This means that turds either fall from about 30cm into the water and splash all over (and you know you've just peed in there!), or fall on the porcelain part and slide to the water (which means a smear of poop on the porcelain which must be scrubbed when flushing).
Most people's poop floats because it has some fat in it and fat is less dense than water. If yours doesn't float, then it might be too much soaked in water, meaning your colon isn't doing its job - get it checked!
Mine float, usually, I have a duo - the first comes out quickly, the second takes its time - but I know that if I don't stay there and wait for it, I'll regret it within a few minutes...
Pooping done and it's time for cleaning. Toilet paper usually gets the job done, but sometimes it just never gets done. So...I've come to use wet towelettes. One is usually enough to get it properly clean and feeling fresh!
Think about it - when you get your hands dirty, you wash them; but your ass... you just brush paper on it and hope it's clean... Might as well brush some paper with soap and make it cleaner...
Or you can do it like the indians: there's always a water bucket on the left side of the hole in the ground where they squat... put they put their left hand in there, and "wash" their butts with that water. Never shake the left hand of a guy from India... it's impolite.
One of the things I miss about living in Brazil were the bidets. The US, for whatever reason, doesn't have bidets. I guess people just like having a poopy butt until their next shower.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 6:45 pm
(August 6, 2015 at 6:39 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Moderator Notice
I wanted to issue a formal public apology for disclosing poll results earlier. That was unfair and inappropriate.
I forgive.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 6:48 pm
(August 6, 2015 at 6:44 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: One of the things I miss about living in Brazil were the bidets. The US, for whatever reason, doesn't have bidets. I guess people just like having a poopy butt until their next shower.
Bidets are great for washing your lower parts... and kids'!
If you can't find them in the US, then you should import them! 
Then you'll have to find an american "bob the builder" to put one of those things in your bathroom... shouldn't be difficult - it's not rocket science!
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 6:50 pm
@ Pyrrho
I read that as an elaborate "thanks, but no thanks"?"
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 8:03 pm
(August 6, 2015 at 6:50 pm)Alex K Wrote: @Pyrrho
I read that as an elaborate "thanks, but no thanks"?"
What do you mean? Didn't you watch the videos?
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 9:01 pm
(This post was last modified: August 6, 2015 at 9:02 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
I wipe standing up -- no toilet seat in the way. And I scrub in the shower, thanks to a detachable shower head and a designated loofah. No dingleberries here!
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