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Rapture September 2015
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#61
RE: Rapture September 2015
August 20, 2015 at 5:51 pm
(August 20, 2015 at 3:34 pm)NoFaith2Burn4 Wrote:
(August 20, 2015 at 1:27 pm)TRJF Wrote: Yes, but... tell us how you really feel.

I think I should spare you that. You don't want to know how I really feel about the ignoramuses who think their sectarian division, one out of over 4,000 is the only good one, or necessarily any good at all.
I resemble that remark!
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RE: Rapture September 2015
August 20, 2015 at 5:52 pm
(August 20, 2015 at 5:50 pm)Iroscato Wrote:
(August 20, 2015 at 5:42 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: I'm sorry you feel that way.

*Snort*

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RE: Rapture September 2015
August 20, 2015 at 5:54 pm
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#64
RE: Rapture September 2015
August 20, 2015 at 6:35 pm
Somebody wake up Hicks.

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#65
RE: Rapture September 2015
August 20, 2015 at 6:53 pm
(August 20, 2015 at 6:35 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: Somebody wake up Hicks.

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Nah, let him sleep.

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RE: Rapture September 2015
August 20, 2015 at 6:56 pm
Game over, man - game over!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Rapture September 2015
August 20, 2015 at 7:02 pm
They mostly come out at night. Mostly.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
August 20, 2015 at 7:06 pm
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#69
RE: Rapture September 2015
August 20, 2015 at 7:41 pm
Another rapture?

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Haven't these people learned by now it's not fucking happening?

... well actually it is vis-a-vis Global Warming, but we'd rather be making up fictitious raptures to scare people with instead of dealing with the real one.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
August 20, 2015 at 7:50 pm (This post was last modified: August 20, 2015 at 7:55 pm by abaris.)
Quote:The lunatic is on the grass
The lunatic is on the grass
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs
Got to keep the loonies on the path
The lunatic is in the hall
The lunatics are in my hall
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
The lunatic is in my head
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me 'till I'm sane
You lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
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