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What if Satan won?
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RE: What if Satan won?
(August 23, 2015 at 9:44 pm)ForsakenHeretic Wrote:
(August 23, 2015 at 9:30 pm)Godschild Wrote:  Do you even know who and what Satan was? What makes you think that Satan can defeat the omniscient God when Satan as you said isn't omniscient, wouldn't it make sense that God would know Satan's ever move even before he did?

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If you read the first post of this thread I said that hypothetically what if Satan defeated God. I know if Christianity was true Satan couldn't defeat God. But that's why we speculate if God somehow disappeared at judgment day and Satan won how would this affect Heaven, Hell and Earth.

 If God disappeared there would be no heaven, hell or earth. Speculation doesn't mean a thing, how do you speculate against the impossible?
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RE: What if Satan won?
(August 23, 2015 at 10:39 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(August 23, 2015 at 9:44 pm)ForsakenHeretic Wrote: If you read the first post of this thread I said that hypothetically what if Satan defeated God. I know if Christianity was true Satan couldn't defeat God. But that's why we speculate if God somehow disappeared at judgment day and Satan won how would this affect Heaven, Hell and Earth.

 If God disappeared there would be no heaven, hell or earth. Speculation doesn't mean a thing, how do you speculate against the impossible?
Ok first So we can'tcan't speculate about what would the Brooklyn brawler be as WWF champion cause hey it could never have happened. Second what do you mean they wouldn't exist just cause Thomas Edison died doesn't mean the lightbulb doesn't exist anymore if he already created it.
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#13
RE: What if Satan won?
Satan has no interest in taking over the show.
She just wants to keep playing her guitar and having fun.
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#14
RE: What if Satan won?
Seeing as I'm Satan's schmoo, I really don't see the downside
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#15
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What commandments has Satan ever given anyone? Has he ever written Ten Commandments of Evil?
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#16
RE: What if Satan won?
(August 24, 2015 at 4:41 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: What commandments has Satan ever given anyone?  Has he ever written Ten Commandments of Evil?
I think crowley wrote a few commandments.

Anyway the real question is, has this event already happened? Is the one up there actually yahweh or Satan wearing his skin? FSM Grin
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RE: What if Satan won?
He did win. He made the ultimate sacrifice, he destroyed himself and the evil god Yahweh in a celestial implosion. He freed us from tyranny, but he was sad to know we would then be without his guidance and care.

We must just be grateful that Yahweh is gone. I think this story got lost in translation, and it warped into a pretend sacrifice of Yahweh's hangnail in the form of a carpenter. Even in these tales where people try to paint Satan as the evil one, he still comes off as the moral hero.

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(August 23, 2015 at 10:39 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(August 23, 2015 at 9:44 pm)ForsakenHeretic Wrote: If you read the first post of this thread I said that hypothetically what if Satan defeated God. I know if Christianity was true Satan couldn't defeat God. But that's why we speculate if God somehow disappeared at judgment day and Satan won how would this affect Heaven, Hell and Earth.

 If God disappeared there would be no heaven, hell or earth. Speculation doesn't mean a thing, how do you speculate against the impossible?

Try having an imagination for once, you tit.
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What if Satan already won, and we just don't know he has?

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#20
RE: What if Satan won?
Ever see the movie "Skeleton Key"?

the old woman uses a voodoo spell to take possession of a younger woman's body,
and swaps bodies with her:
the young woman's mind and soul is trapped inside the old woman's broken, helpless body.

I've long thought of God and Satan, if they were to exist at all, as being something similar.

There is nothing to convince me in what I've observed of God,
that He is actually anything other than evil;

so I wonder if, at some point,

True Evil managed to usurp True Goodness,
took on the identity of True Goodness,
and exiled True Goodness in Hell,
where he would helplessly take all the blame for everything.

What we call Satan is probably actually the good guy
and we've been blaming the wrong party for everything.
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