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Rapture September 2015
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 RE: Rapture September 2015
August 28, 2015 at 6:44 am
(This post was last modified: August 28, 2015 at 6:49 am by Homeless Nutter.)
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
 
Professor's schtick: It's as if Kirk Cameron decided to remake Ron Howard's A Beautiful Mind for a fundie audience. Yes, it's terrible and infinitely stupid but also entertaining in a car crash sort of way.
I see crazy connections everywhere!  RE: Rapture September 2015
August 29, 2015 at 6:27 am
(This post was last modified: August 29, 2015 at 6:29 am by Cyberman.)
(August 28, 2015 at 10:14 am)professor Wrote: Time for a think-break guys. Don't do it, prof - you're seriously outgunned!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Wait a minute Stimbo.
I was referring to you guys for taking a think- break. I do have something to say regarding the coming assassination attempt on fearless leader that the elete are planning. The secret service will be adrift from surrounding O in an open place and a lone gunman will fire at him, the first shot will graze his teeth but the second will hit his head seemingly being a mortal head wound. The pope will pray for him and he will recover( I assume a 3 day interval transpires as the bible indicates). Upon his recovery, all the world will "Wonder after him". For a while, I had thought the False Prophet Francis would be involved in the seeming miracle of O's recovery but this last week 3 prophets confirmed my thoughts and filled out the sequence. The FP will be here with the AC in September. 
You're just doing this for entertainment surely? You can't actually be serious, please tell me you're not being serious prof.
(August 29, 2015 at 8:20 am)professor Wrote: Wait a minute Stimbo. That's ok; you just sit there with your blocks and let us show you how it's done. It's actually not that hard to have a train of thought that isn't powered by the little engine that could.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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