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Rapture September 2015
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 5, 2015 at 12:39 pm
Ain't nothing gonna stop me from seeing The Force Awakens in December. God and Satan can jolly well wait.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 5, 2015 at 12:42 pm
And I-I.....!!

I'm not waiting for anything ._.

But you can't go around ending the goddamn world when I've just started enjoying life again >:c
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 5, 2015 at 1:00 pm
(September 5, 2015 at 12:42 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: And I-I.....!!

I'm not waiting for anything ._.

But you can't go around ending the goddamn world when I've just started enjoying life again >:c

I'm waiting for September to be over with because this November Big Grin so many games to buy Big Grin
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 5, 2015 at 1:30 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVQDw0i6ock
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#205
RE: Rapture September 2015
September 5, 2015 at 1:37 pm
I don't care if there's a rapture or not. If my students don't do their homework, they're getting a 0.
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#206
RE: Rapture September 2015
September 5, 2015 at 1:57 pm
Prof, yt videos are proof how exactly?
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 5, 2015 at 2:02 pm
(August 13, 2015 at 1:42 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: To the believers out there:

I will take it upon myself to accept all of your worldly possessions and hold them in trust. They must be received 24 hours prior to the date you choose for the rapture. Remember to insure them, I can't be held responsible for damage or loss in shipping. If the rapture day you selected passes and the world continues, your possessions will be returned to you (assuming that they were received) intact 30 days after that date less my standard shipping and handling fee. If you should come to an untimely demise during the 30 day period your possessions will be distributed in the manor that seems most fitting to me.

Don't delay. Take advantage of this fabulous opportunity today.

Aw, now, HOW did I miss this thread?  21 pages in already, and mh.brewer beat me to this on pg. 1.  Mh, can I go into business with you?
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 5, 2015 at 2:09 pm
(September 5, 2015 at 1:30 pm)professor Wrote: SNIP

Professor, I know it's hard to understand, but messages from lala land don't speak to sane people.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 5, 2015 at 2:20 pm
(September 5, 2015 at 1:30 pm)professor Wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVQDw0i6ock

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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 5, 2015 at 2:32 pm
Are we having another rapture so soon? It doesn't feel like it's been that long since the great prof's last rapture...
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