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Damned Protestants...
RE: Damned Protestants...
Jesus had an easily raised hem on his robe as I recall . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Why do you think pervert priests still wear dresses?
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(September 12, 2015 at 5:46 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I wouldn't mind getting back to the days when catholiks and protestants killed each other over them.  That might be amusing.

Meanwhile....in fucking Alabama.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/fashion-...bout-this/

Quote:Fashion police: Alabama town to ban saggy pants and too-short shorts after councilman ‘prayed about this’
So let's see, some asshole talked to himself and got the answer he wanted so he wrote up a law?  That about cover it?

Quote:I prayed about this. I know that God would not go around with pants down.”



Your fucking god didn't wear pants, asshole.

From the article:

Other council members agreed with the plan, with James Tarpley saying, “I have heard more favorable positive comments about us even considering this than I have on anything else since  I have been on the council.”

This, of course, raises the question: Just how fucking useless must a group of people be that this is the most favorable thing these idiots have considered while in office? 

And since this is Alabama, a second question occurs to me.  If short-shorts are to be banned, how will young men recognize their sisters?
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Proof...if any were needed...that Liberty University is populated by complete and total dickheads.


Quote:Liberty U pastor tells Bernie Sanders that cops shoot unarmed black people because of sin — not racism

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/liberty-...ot-racism/

Say....that's where that putz Habermas hangs out, isn't it?  Figures.  Douchebags of a feather.......
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(September 14, 2015 at 4:03 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Proof...if any were needed...that Liberty University is populated by complete and total dickheads.


Quote:Liberty U pastor tells Bernie Sanders that cops shoot unarmed black people because of sin — not racism

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/liberty-...ot-racism/

Say....that's where that putz Habermas hangs out, isn't it?  Figures.  Douchebags of a feather.......

Deep as a mud puddle.
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Oh....please go.  PLEASE GO!!!

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/anti-lgb...-canceled/

Quote:Anti-LGBT lawyer urges Christians to ‘flee’ US because Ben Carson says the election will be canceled


Quote:Remember all those times Ben Carson warned that President Barack Obama would cancel the 2016 election to maintain his grip on power? Anti-LGBT attorney John Price does, and he’s using the presidential candidate’s wild claims to urge Christians to “flee” the U.S. to “godly” Russia.

The irony is incredible!
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(September 14, 2015 at 4:03 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Proof...if any were needed...that Liberty University is populated by complete and total dickheads.


Quote:Liberty U pastor tells Bernie Sanders that cops shoot unarmed black people because of sin — not racism

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/liberty-...ot-racism/

Say....that's where that putz Habermas hangs out, isn't it?  Figures.  Douchebags of a feather.......
I've always suspected that the police are just the urban version of the KKK. Why do you think when a cop is killed, they play Amazing Grace on the bagpipes at his funeral?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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Quote:Why do you think when a cop is killed, they play Amazing Grace on the bagpipes at his funeral?

To annoy the shit out of everyone in attendance?
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(September 15, 2015 at 1:31 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Oh....please go.  PLEASE GO!!!

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/anti-lgb...-canceled/

Quote:Anti-LGBT lawyer urges Christians to ‘flee’ US because Ben Carson says the election will be canceled


Quote:Remember all those times Ben Carson warned that President Barack Obama would cancel the 2016 election to maintain his grip on power? Anti-LGBT attorney John Price does, and he’s using the presidential candidate’s wild claims to urge Christians to “flee” the U.S. to “godly” Russia.

The irony is incredible!

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So they're going to move to "godly Russia?" I had to check my calendar to make sure this isn't the April Fool's issue. But no, this is September and this fucker is serious.

He might as well say Obama will cancel the sun rise. But this is the kind of stupid shit fear is usually based on.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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People who scare the shit out of themselves with "hell" all the time will scare themselves with any other damn fool thing that crosses their minds.

Assholes.
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