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Rapture September 2015
RE: Rapture September 2015
(September 15, 2015 at 11:10 am)TubbyTubby Wrote: Guys, I can't believe all this flippancy when we're only half an hour away from the lambs wedding.

I will bring the water (later to be turned to wine)
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Rapture September 2015
I think it's started. Saw this at our local church on the way home.

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RE: Rapture September 2015
Well, no one has transferred all their money to me so clearly they aren't taking it seriously.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
(September 15, 2015 at 11:10 am)TubbyTubby Wrote: Guys, I can't believe all this flippancy when we're only half an hour away from the lambs wedding.
I've been to many human weddings but never the wedding of a farm animal.

not that I would know, but I didn't think lambs were the marrying kind. Harlots of the barnyard they is. And quite the teasers.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
(September 14, 2015 at 6:05 pm)professor Wrote: Stimbo, if I am here in this current body on October first - I am gone from AF, if I come back here in a glorified body-
you are on my list for house calls, I will bring a present you will like.

Stim, if he shows up, call the cops immediately and under no circumstances accept any 'presents'
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RE: Rapture September 2015
Some of us have deeply held believes that the dina-sours were the first to en-rapturized. To wit:

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"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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RE: Rapture September 2015
(September 15, 2015 at 11:31 am)Neimenovic Wrote:
(September 14, 2015 at 6:05 pm)professor Wrote: Stimbo, if I am here in this current body on October first - I am gone from AF, if I come back here in a glorified body-
you are on my list for house calls, I will bring a present you will like.

Stim, if he shows up, call the cops immediately and under no circumstances accept any 'presents'

Well he said it'd be something I'll like. I'm hoping it's one or more of the lovely ladies on here.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Rapture September 2015
(September 15, 2015 at 11:18 am)TubbyTubby Wrote: I think it's started. Saw this at our local church on the way home.

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This the best man in the middle?
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RE: Rapture September 2015
(September 15, 2015 at 12:35 pm)abaris Wrote:
(September 15, 2015 at 11:18 am)TubbyTubby Wrote: I think it's started. Saw this at our local church on the way home.

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This the best man in the middle?


Nah, I think this is how liberals want to redefine marriage: a man, a woman and a dog.

Got End of Days written all over it.
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