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Allah can't even protect Mecca properly...
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So...let's see. 717 x 72 virgins = 51,624 virgins that some one has to come up with in a big hurry. Do you suppose you get them all at once or do you think there is an installment plan?
That's a lot of virgins.  (September 24, 2015 at 8:04 pm)Minimalist Wrote: So...let's see. 717 x 72 virgins = 51,624 virgins that some one has to come up with in a big hurry. Do you suppose you get them all at once or do you think there is an installment plan? No problem. Allah should get them from China. China has about 50 million more men than women so I'm sure he'll have no problem collecting 51,624 virgins out of this population.  (September 24, 2015 at 8:09 pm)Cato Wrote:(September 24, 2015 at 8:04 pm)Minimalist Wrote: So...let's see. 717 x 72 virgins = 51,624 virgins that some one has to come up with in a big hurry. Do you suppose you get them all at once or do you think there is an installment plan? The muslim guys get a herd of cute boys as well. 
Damn, heaven for me would be getting 72 of them hairy A-rabs. Masculine hairy mens that want me to sit on their faces and SQUIRM !!!
Wonder how that works with Allah ?? 
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Weird, ain't it, I'm objectifying the objectifiers ?
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly...
September 24, 2015 at 8:40 pm
(This post was last modified: September 24, 2015 at 8:42 pm by Regina.)
vorlon thirsty
Homophobia is the fear that men will treat you the way you treat women though, so have at it.
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane" - sarcasm_only
"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable." - Maryam Namazie (September 24, 2015 at 8:40 pm)Yeauxleaux Wrote: vorlon thirsty Nice turn of phrase there. 
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 (September 24, 2015 at 8:04 pm)Minimalist Wrote: So...let's see. 717 x 72 virgins = 51,624 virgins that some one has to come up with in a big hurry. Do you suppose you get them all at once or do you think there is an installment plan? Mongolia has tabled an offer ... in sheep. |
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