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Allah can't even protect Mecca properly...
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RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly...
September 24, 2015 at 8:04 pm
So...let's see.  717 x 72 virgins = 51,624 virgins that some one has to come up with in a big hurry.  Do you suppose you get them all at once or do you think there is an installment plan?

That's a lot of virgins.
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RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly...
September 24, 2015 at 8:09 pm
(September 24, 2015 at 8:04 pm)Minimalist Wrote: So...let's see.  717 x 72 virgins = 51,624 virgins that some one has to come up with in a big hurry.  Do you suppose you get them all at once or do you think there is an installment plan?

That's a lot of virgins.

No problem. Allah should get them from China. China has about 50 million more men than women so I'm sure he'll have no problem collecting 51,624 virgins out of this population.
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#53
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly...
September 24, 2015 at 8:32 pm
(September 24, 2015 at 8:09 pm)Cato Wrote:
(September 24, 2015 at 8:04 pm)Minimalist Wrote: So...let's see.  717 x 72 virgins = 51,624 virgins that some one has to come up with in a big hurry.  Do you suppose you get them all at once or do you think there is an installment plan?

That's a lot of virgins.

No problem. Allah should get them from China. China has about 50 million more men than women so I'm sure he'll have no problem collecting 51,624 virgins out of this population.

The muslim guys get a herd of cute boys as well.
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RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly...
September 24, 2015 at 8:34 pm
Damn, heaven for me would be getting 72 of them hairy A-rabs.  Masculine hairy mens that want me to sit on their faces and SQUIRM !!!

Wonder how that works with Allah ??

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RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly...
September 24, 2015 at 8:36 pm
(September 24, 2015 at 8:34 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Damn, heaven for me would be getting 72 of them hairy A-rabs.  Masculine hairy mens that want me to sit on their faces and SQUIRM !!!

Wonder how that works with Allah ??

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That's way too much personal information!
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September 24, 2015 at 8:38 pm
Weird, ain't it, I'm objectifying the objectifiers ?

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RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly...
September 24, 2015 at 8:40 pm (This post was last modified: September 24, 2015 at 8:42 pm by Regina.)
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Homophobia is the fear that men will treat you the way you treat women though, so have at it.
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RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly...
September 24, 2015 at 10:09 pm
(September 24, 2015 at 8:40 pm)Yeauxleaux Wrote: vorlon thirsty

Homophobia is the fear that men will treat you the way you treat women though, so have at it.

Nice turn of phrase there.

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RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly...
September 24, 2015 at 11:08 pm
(September 24, 2015 at 8:34 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Damn, heaven for me would be getting 72 of them hairy A-rabs.  Masculine hairy mens that want me to sit on their faces and SQUIRM !!!

Wonder how that works with Allah ??

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Chose the camels, instead.
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RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly...
September 25, 2015 at 3:56 am
(September 24, 2015 at 8:04 pm)Minimalist Wrote: So...let's see.  717 x 72 virgins = 51,624 virgins that some one has to come up with in a big hurry.  Do you suppose you get them all at once or do you think there is an installment plan?

That's a lot of virgins.

Mongolia has tabled an offer ... in sheep.

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