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Rapture September 2015
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 10:00 am
Worst. Rapture. Ever.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 10:31 am
(September 25, 2015 at 10:00 am)KevinM1 Wrote: Worst.  Rapture.  Ever.

Hated it!
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 11:07 am
(September 25, 2015 at 10:00 am)KevinM1 Wrote: Worst.  Rapture.  Ever.

Well I enjoyed it. Same time next year Prof?
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 11:15 am
The prof should at least lay out some of his own cloths on the lawn, take & post a photo of them and then write a letter from his wife to all of us explaining how her husband would have wanted us to know.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 11:21 am (This post was last modified: September 25, 2015 at 11:21 am by abaris.)
Well, prof, your dedication would be better served if you tried to improve this life rather than constantly looking for some rapture that doesn't come. On a side note, I hope, you don't leave. You will be wrong again and again, but maybe it gives you pause to reconsider your options.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 11:47 am
(September 24, 2015 at 6:41 pm)Losty Wrote: Huggy, must you really ruin every fun thread can't you go off and make your own "Huggy bores it up" thread or something yeeesh

Have you ever known a single xtian who wasn't a sanctimonious cunt?
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 11:49 am
(September 25, 2015 at 11:47 am)Minimalist Wrote:
(September 24, 2015 at 6:41 pm)Losty Wrote: Huggy, must you really ruin every fun thread can't you go off and make your own "Huggy bores it up" thread or something yeeesh

Have you ever known a single xtian who wasn't a sanctimonious cunt?

I have. And I'm certain that each of them would have found Huggy to be insufferable as well.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 12:45 pm
(September 25, 2015 at 11:15 am)Whateverist the White Wrote: The prof should at least lay out some of his own cloths on the lawn, take & post a photo of them and then write a letter from his wife to all of us explaining how her husband would have wanted us to know.

Yeah, but he also promised to pay everyone a visit in his ghost body. Not quite as easy to pull off
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 12:47 pm
(September 25, 2015 at 12:45 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Yeah, but he also promised to pay everyone a visit in his ghost body. Not quite as easy to pull off

I always wondered if that was a threat. But going by profs usual nature I rather gave him the benefit of the doubt.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 12:55 pm
(September 25, 2015 at 12:47 pm)abaris Wrote:
(September 25, 2015 at 12:45 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Yeah, but he also promised to pay everyone a visit in his ghost body. Not quite as easy to pull off

I always wondered if that was a threat. But going by profs usual nature I rather gave him the benefit of the doubt.

I tend to agree, but if you see a dude outside with a sheet over his head, let us know.
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