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RE: joke time
September 29, 2015 at 4:41 pm
The love boat, soon we'll be making another run.
The love boat, promises something everyone.
Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance.
That song in my head after youse two's lovely little intro to a show. :-)
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RE: joke time
September 29, 2015 at 6:19 pm
(This post was last modified: September 29, 2015 at 6:23 pm by Rhondazvous.)
(September 29, 2015 at 3:52 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I was hoping you could tell me.
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http://rhondadenisejohnson.com/business.mp4
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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RE: joke time
September 29, 2015 at 8:06 pm
(September 29, 2015 at 12:35 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: (September 28, 2015 at 9:50 pm)IATIA Wrote: That is why one should have their wake before they die. Wake before you sleep? Isn't that putting the cart before the horse?
Ya can't go ta sleep 'til ya wake up.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
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RE: joke time
September 29, 2015 at 8:48 pm
My air guitar face is the same as my orgasm face. Meaning I make them when there's nobody there to see.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: joke time
September 29, 2015 at 8:58 pm
I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally played every song One Direction has ever written.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: joke time
September 29, 2015 at 9:26 pm
Any android nerds going on a first date, don't mention flashing and rooting! It will never end well...
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RE: joke time
September 30, 2015 at 6:00 am
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RE: joke time
September 30, 2015 at 8:04 am
(September 29, 2015 at 8:06 pm)IATIA Wrote: (September 29, 2015 at 12:35 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: Wake before you sleep? Isn't that putting the cart before the horse?
Ya can't go ta sleep 'til ya wake up.
Ah catch 22. What are we poor humans to do?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: joke time
September 30, 2015 at 12:47 pm
(September 29, 2015 at 8:58 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally played every song One Direction has ever written. Making faces and strumming an air guitar while walking down the stairs is a rather dicey business. Hope you didn't break anything.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: joke time
September 30, 2015 at 1:11 pm
Only the record for the most consecutive swearwords without repetition.
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