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Satanists to give invocation at high school football game
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RE: Satanists to give invocation at high school football game
"Daddy, what does regret mean?
"Well son, the funny thing about regret is,
It's better to regret something you have done,
Than to regret something you haven't done.
And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend,
Be sure and tell her, SATAN, SATAN, SATAN!!!"

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#12
RE: Satanists to give invocation at high school football game
(October 28, 2015 at 10:23 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: If the Satanist group is busy  or prior engagement at game time, maybe the Priapist Movement could do a service ??

i hope other religions do join in by not stopping the prayers the school has turned the football field into an open forum and cannot discriminate . and this is a coach of course these teenagers are going to feel like they have to go along with it no matter what their beliefs are he should be suspended at least . just like kim davis these christians feel they are being persecuted if they cannot impose their views on other people i cant wait to hear what the coach has to say im sure it will be similar to kims moronic reasonings of persecution or ' i cant go against my conscience ' i wonder if huckabee will show up lol
Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people Living for today   FSM Grin   Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion too Imagine all the people Living life in peace You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you will join us And the world will be as one  - John Lennon

The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also  - Mark Twain
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#13
RE: Satanists to give invocation at high school football game
(October 28, 2015 at 10:23 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: If the Satanist group is busy  or prior engagement at game time, maybe the Priapist Movement could do a service ??

What does Anusius' calendar look like?
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#14
RE: Satanists to give invocation at high school football game
(October 28, 2015 at 10:30 pm)Evie Wrote: I can never tell how many "Satanists" are genuinely devout and how many are just doing a tongue in cheek parody of religion.

Are all Satanists Poes?

satanism is a real religion they worship satan as their god im not sure if these people are real satanists it seems like they are just trying to make a point about getting religion out of the public domain which is a very good point but i havent investigated to see if they are really satanists they raised 25,000$ to create a satanic statue so maybe they are real satanists and they are called satanic temple so i wonder if that means they have a church building ?but they could just be anti religion activists (most likely)
Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people Living for today   FSM Grin   Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion too Imagine all the people Living life in peace You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you will join us And the world will be as one  - John Lennon

The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also  - Mark Twain
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RE: Satanists to give invocation at high school football game
(October 28, 2015 at 11:14 pm)jenny1972 Wrote:
(October 28, 2015 at 10:30 pm)Evie Wrote: I can never tell how many "Satanists" are genuinely devout and how many are just doing a tongue in cheek parody of religion.

Are all Satanists Poes?

satanism is a real religion they worship satan as their god im not sure if these people are real satanists it seems like they are just trying to make a point about getting religion out of the public domain which is a very good point but i havent investigated to see if they are really satanists they raised 25,000$ to create a satanic statue so maybe they are real satanists and they are called satanic temple so i wonder if that means they have a church building ?but they could just be anti religion activists (most likely)

I believe these are a group of atheists who created their "church" as a way of confronting the religious right.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Satanists to give invocation at high school football game
(October 28, 2015 at 11:16 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(October 28, 2015 at 11:14 pm)jenny1972 Wrote: satanism is a real religion they worship satan as their god im not sure if these people are real satanists it seems like they are just trying to make a point about getting religion out of the public domain which is a very good point but i havent investigated to see if they are really satanists they raised 25,000$ to create a satanic statue so maybe they are real satanists and they are called satanic temple so i wonder if that means they have a church building ?but they could just be anti religion activists (most likely)

I believe these are a group of atheists who created their "church" as a way of confronting the religious right.

hopefully more people join them because thats definately going to be a full time job !
Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people Living for today   FSM Grin   Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion too Imagine all the people Living life in peace You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you will join us And the world will be as one  - John Lennon

The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also  - Mark Twain
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RE: Satanists to give invocation at high school football game
(October 28, 2015 at 11:09 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(October 28, 2015 at 10:23 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: If the Satanist group is busy  or prior engagement at game time, maybe the Priapist Movement could do a service ??

What does Anusius' calendar look like?

Anusius (or a designated acolyte) could read selected passages from the Doc Johnson model 34 butt plug owners manual, and perhaps the crowd might witness their own user reviews of the device ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#18
RE: Satanists to give invocation at high school football game
Yeah I know Satanism is a real reason I just wonder how many Satanists are genuine believers and how many don't actually believe what they say they believe.

TBH I often wonder the same of theists in general. Belief in Belief "God is a concept" "No he isn't the concept of God is a concept" Daniel Clement Dennett and all that jazz.
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#19
RE: Satanists to give invocation at high school football game
(October 28, 2015 at 11:35 pm)Evie Wrote: Yeah I know Satanism is a real reason I just wonder how many Satanists are genuine believers and how many don't actually believe what they say they believe.

TBH I often wonder the same of theists in general. Belief in Belief "God is a concept" "No he isn't the concept of God is a concept" Daniel Clement Dennett and all that jazz.



I've often wondered how many religious people could pass a polygraph exam regarding the sincerity of their beliefs.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#20
RE: Satanists to give invocation at high school football game
Polygraphs are just plain inaccurate.

P.S. Awesomesauce:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaPSvhReVwA
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