Satanists to give invocation at high school football game

[Edwardo Piet]

"Daddy, what does regret mean?
"Well son, the funny thing about regret is,
It's better to regret something you have done,
Than to regret something you haven't done.
And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend,
Be sure and tell her, SATAN, SATAN, SATAN!!!"

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From the Butthole Surfers' song Sweat Loaf originally, and also sampled and heard at the beginning of the Orbital song Satan

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[jenny1972]

If the Satanist group is busy  or prior engagement at game time, maybe the Priapist Movement could do a service ??

i hope other religions do join in by not stopping the prayers the school has turned the football field into an open forum and cannot discriminate . and this is a coach of course these teenagers are going to feel like they have to go along with it no matter what their beliefs are he should be suspended at least . just like kim davis these christians feel they are being persecuted if they cannot impose their views on other people i cant wait to hear what the coach has to say im sure it will be similar to kims moronic reasonings of persecution or ' i cant go against my conscience ' i wonder if huckabee will show up lol

[Minimalist]

If the Satanist group is busy  or prior engagement at game time, maybe the Priapist Movement could do a service ??

What does Anusius' calendar look like?

[jenny1972]

I can never tell how many "Satanists" are genuinely devout and how many are just doing a tongue in cheek parody of religion.

Are all Satanists Poes?

satanism is a real religion they worship satan as their god im not sure if these people are real satanists it seems like they are just trying to make a point about getting religion out of the public domain which is a very good point but i havent investigated to see if they are really satanists they raised 25,000$ to create a satanic statue so maybe they are real satanists and they are called satanic temple so i wonder if that means they have a church building ?but they could just be anti religion activists (most likely)

[The Valkyrie]

I can never tell how many "Satanists" are genuinely devout and how many are just doing a tongue in cheek parody of religion.

Are all Satanists Poes?

satanism is a real religion they worship satan as their god im not sure if these people are real satanists it seems like they are just trying to make a point about getting religion out of the public domain which is a very good point but i havent investigated to see if they are really satanists they raised 25,000$ to create a satanic statue so maybe they are real satanists and they are called satanic temple so i wonder if that means they have a church building ?but they could just be anti religion activists (most likely)

I believe these are a group of atheists who created their "church" as a way of confronting the religious right.

[jenny1972]

satanism is a real religion they worship satan as their god im not sure if these people are real satanists it seems like they are just trying to make a point about getting religion out of the public domain which is a very good point but i havent investigated to see if they are really satanists they raised 25,000$ to create a satanic statue so maybe they are real satanists and they are called satanic temple so i wonder if that means they have a church building ?but they could just be anti religion activists (most likely)

I believe these are a group of atheists who created their "church" as a way of confronting the religious right.

hopefully more people join them because thats definately going to be a full time job !

[vorlon13]

If the Satanist group is busy  or prior engagement at game time, maybe the Priapist Movement could do a service ??

What does Anusius' calendar look like?

Anusius (or a designated acolyte) could read selected passages from the Doc Johnson model 34 butt plug owners manual, and perhaps the crowd might witness their own user reviews of the device ??

[Edwardo Piet]

Yeah I know Satanism is a real reason I just wonder how many Satanists are genuine believers and how many don't actually believe what they say they believe.

TBH I often wonder the same of theists in general. Belief in Belief "God is a concept" "No he isn't the concept of God is a concept" Daniel Clement Dennett and all that jazz.

[vorlon13]

Yeah I know Satanism is a real reason I just wonder how many Satanists are genuine believers and how many don't actually believe what they say they believe.

TBH I often wonder the same of theists in general. Belief in Belief "God is a concept" "No he isn't the concept of God is a concept" Daniel Clement Dennett and all that jazz.

I've often wondered how many religious people could pass a polygraph exam regarding the sincerity of their beliefs.

[Edwardo Piet]

Polygraphs are just plain inaccurate.

P.S. Awesomesauce:

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