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So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ?
November 7, 2015 at 1:29 am
Right ??
After Jesus walked upon the water to the boat with the disciples, and Jesus called Peter to join Him, and Peter gave it a go, and after a little problem with wind and doubt, Peter got the hang of it totally, and
for the rest of his life, he was always able to walk upon water !!!
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RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ?
November 7, 2015 at 2:34 am
Quite convenient for him, I'd say.
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RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ?
November 7, 2015 at 2:41 am
Pretty damn impressive skill there.
Seems like there should be several more instances recorded in the Bible SOMEWHERE !!
And, once Peter was doing it, wouldn't the rest of the disciples have caught on, and been able to do it too ??
Why, unto this very day, there should be no paucity of believers with this ability. We need to scour the countryside, cities, highways, byways, and pews for those that can do this.
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RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ?
November 7, 2015 at 2:53 am
That sounds like a real "needle in a field full of haystacks except there ain't actually a needle kind" of problem there vorlon.
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RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ?
November 7, 2015 at 3:15 am
A useful skill in a desert, huh.
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RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ?
November 7, 2015 at 3:33 am
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Lol
Maybe Jesus was a shaolin monk?
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RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ?
November 7, 2015 at 3:45 am
High technology "magic" obviously used to exist. Not any more now that Jesus and Dad took off forever in the mothership.
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RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ?
November 7, 2015 at 3:58 am
Obviously, because the story just can't be bullshit, amirite?
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RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ?
November 7, 2015 at 4:02 am
How can it be? It's written in a fucking book! In the library and stuff! All that stuff's real, isn't it?
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RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ?
November 7, 2015 at 4:03 am
Jesus didn't like water. He thought he was clean as long as his feet were clean. He loved to douse himself with perfume. And he was a wino. The only time he got completely wet was when he was baptized.
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