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So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ?

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So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ?
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RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ?
November 7, 2015 at 4:19 am
(November 7, 2015 at 4:03 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Jesus didn't like water.  He thought he was clean as long as his feet were clean.  He loved to douse himself with perfume.  And he was a wino.  The only time he got completely wet was when he was baptized.

I think it's more like water doesn't like him and would not tolerate his mother fucking ass in their midst.
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RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ?
November 7, 2015 at 6:51 am
(November 7, 2015 at 3:33 am)pool Wrote: [...]
Maybe Jesus was a shaolin monk?

Maybe Jesus was a lizard?
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"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ?
November 7, 2015 at 6:56 am
(November 7, 2015 at 6:51 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote:
(November 7, 2015 at 3:33 am)pool Wrote: [...]
Maybe Jesus was a shaolin monk?

Maybe Jesus was a lizard?
[Image: a5071330-bc45-0131-50b2-5ad811b4bdf9.gif?]

*mind blown*
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RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ?
November 7, 2015 at 7:13 am (This post was last modified: November 7, 2015 at 7:36 am by Hmmm?.)
(November 7, 2015 at 6:51 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote:
(November 7, 2015 at 3:33 am)pool Wrote: [...]
Maybe Jesus was a shaolin monk?

Maybe Jesus was a lizard?
[Image: a5071330-bc45-0131-50b2-5ad811b4bdf9.gif?]

Or maybe the water was just shallow [Image: smiley-wink.png]




It is also written in their law, that the testimony of two men is true (Jhn 8:17, Mat 18:16, Num 35:30, Deu 17:6, Deu 19:15, 2Co 13:1...)

Mat 14:23-32, Mar 6:46-50, Jhn 6:15-21


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RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ?
November 7, 2015 at 9:00 am (This post was last modified: November 7, 2015 at 9:47 am by Anomalocaris.)
Or maybe Jesus and Peter were just bugs.  

See Aquarius remigis for modern examples of the savior and follower.
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November 7, 2015 at 9:15 am
...or maybe the water was just shallow  Tongue
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RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ?
November 7, 2015 at 9:51 am
Maybe Jesus and Peter weighed the same as a duck?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ?
November 7, 2015 at 10:21 am
[Image: jH2EGAme_200x200.jpeg]...or maybe the water was just shallow
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RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ?
November 7, 2015 at 11:08 am
(November 7, 2015 at 1:29 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Right ??

After Jesus walked upon the water to the boat with the disciples, and Jesus called Peter to join Him, and Peter gave it a go, and after a little problem with wind and doubt, Peter got the hang of it totally, and

for the rest of his life, he was always able to walk upon water  !!!


Huh

If I were able to walk you through the white house with my security clearance once to meet the PotUS, do you think you'd be able to come back when ever you wanted and meet him on your own?
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RE: So, once shown how, Peter was always able to walk on water ?
November 7, 2015 at 11:08 am
(November 7, 2015 at 9:51 am)Stimbo Wrote: Maybe Jesus and Peter weighed the same as a duck?

They certainly didn't have any brain cells to weigh them down.
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