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How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 6:02 am
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As an atheist it is obviously my god given right to commit to a total war against the pagan Christian ceremony of Christmas.
My chosen tactic is to tear down all pictures of Jesus in card stores in the religious card section, which is thankfully already small due to prior attacks.
I'm also going to be eggnogging Christians in the street and making sure they know that their Christian pagan celebrations, including the erecting and worshipping of Christmas trees, is not welcome and they should go back to where they came from.
So tell me, how are you fighting the good fight?
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 6:13 am
I've sacrificed a granola bar to Our Lord Satan. And I sticked my tongue out at a nun.
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 6:15 am
I am boycotting churches for the Xmas season, take that religion.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 6:17 am
I am 100% committed to the Winterval cause. Non-exclusionary celebrations for all! Don't want the Muslims or the Jews to feel left out!
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 6:21 am
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 6:55 am
I'm afraid I'm not a very good soldier in the War on Christmas. I usually do a venison roast for Christmas supper that we call 'The Blitzen Special', and that's about it.
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 7:47 am
Y'all are all aiming too low. This year I intend on finally catching that bearded bastard Nick. Once the Processing is complete, he will no longer be the beloved symbol of Christmas...but my helpless puppet, exacting my will across the world with what I assume is the most technologically advanced sleigh in existence.
Go big, or go home.
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 7:57 am
"Christians roasting on an open fire."
It is war after all.
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