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How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?

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How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 6:37 pm
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#42
RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 6:38 pm
Hehe sorry, I'm in paper Christian territory: England. Although anyone in the South is welcome to use my idea there too.

We've just got a couple of nice small peaceful churches in my town that I'm going to fuck up.
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 7:22 pm
(November 8, 2015 at 6:38 pm)robvalue Wrote: Hehe sorry, I'm in paper Christian territory: England. Although anyone in the South is welcome to use my idea there too.

We've just got a couple of nice small peaceful churches in my town that I'm going to fuck up.

I'm trying to think if there is some way to do it so that the Christians think Muslims defiled Jesus by making him appear swarthy and that Muslims think Christians are making images of Muhammad -- a double win.

Then again, I wouldn't want you to be in any way responsible for the bloodbath that would likely result from the incident, religious nuts being what they are.
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#44
RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 8:10 pm
I'm going to have lots of hot, naughty unprotected sex with beautiful women, force them all to have abortions, and then repeat the process.
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 8:29 pm
I think I'll just wish everyone a Happy Holidays. That seems to get them nearly as upset as if I did break into their house and steal their presents. Less effort required on my part. Smile
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#46
RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 8:40 pm
No war, sorry. Just the usual, casino. Guess that's indirect giving. Play this daily until my wife stops me.

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#47
RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 8:48 pm
I'm thinking of starting a Christian genocide.

They think they're being persecuted. Let them feel how it is to TRULY be persecuted.
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#48
RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 9:23 pm
Imma slip Santa some magic cookies.
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 11:18 pm
I'm going to go full on this year.

Our Christmas tree? Not going up until the day after Thanksgiving.
Same goes for decorations.
I'm not going to do any Christmas shopping until after Thanksgiving either.
I won't be using any Jesus wrapping paper. That will really show them.
And once again my children won't be getting presents from Santa, but from The Doctor. And his Blue Tardis.
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 11:25 pm
I'm going to drink a bunch of Starbucks holiday coffee, tell people Happy Holidays, treat all religions with mild toleration, and refer to the trees as "solstice spruces."
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