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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 7:59 am
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I will be stealthily breaking into christians' homes and opening up their kids presents. I'll be replacing them with horrific Satanic propaganda and then wrapping them up again.
I'll smash up the real presents and drop them down the chimney on Boxing Day.
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 8:08 am
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I'll get hammered with wine and, presumably, Cognac and Whiskey on christmas eve. That'll show them!!!
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 8:21 am
(November 8, 2015 at 8:08 am)Quantum Wrote: I'll get hammered with wine and, presumably, Cognac and Whiskey on christmas eve. That'll show them!!!
You fiend.
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 8:25 am
Most in my circle ignore Christmas, no nativity, trees, holly, no lights, ornaments, stockings, no presents...so if you really wanted to show us, you could sneak it all in *gasp*
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 9:13 am
Wish for and do my part for peace on earth and goodwill towards fellow humans. By their actions, Christians hate this sort of thing.
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 9:26 am
(November 8, 2015 at 9:13 am)Cato Wrote: Wish for and do my part for peace on earth and goodwill towards fellow humans. By their actions, Christians hate this sort of thing.
Peace on earth, who are you ...the antichrist?
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 9:36 am
(November 8, 2015 at 8:08 am)Quantum Wrote: I'll get hammered with wine and, presumably, Cognac and Whiskey on christmas eve. That'll show them!!!
Just reading that made me forget my own address. Sweet Vishnu...
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 9:47 am
I'm thinking of giving the North Pole a good old bashing.
So a normal day for me.
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 10:18 am
I'm going to find a Christian baby, eats it all up, and poop it into a stocking on the mantle of the babies parents fireplace on Christmas eve !!!
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 10:20 am
Great, now I'm hungry.
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